Conversations

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: "The friendship, the good times we had, you can have them back!" - Thank You, Simple Plan

After a brief explanation, ("No, we were not betting." "Yes, we were playing a drinking game." "Yes, it was Pepsi."), that sort of thing. The Mothers were satisfied.

"Now, let's talk bed times." Said Theodwyn

"Pffft" Said Faramir. "I don't have a bed time!"

"Oh yes you do." Said Findulias. Faramir pouted.

"Now," said Celebrian. "We expect you to be in your rooms, asleep at 2:00."

A series of protests were quashed by their mothers' stares. The mothers walked out, and went back to their own rooms.

"Oh, this SUCKS!" said Aragorn, angrily kicking a nearby chair, only to hurt himself.

"Puh-lease." Said Diamond

"Yeah, you are such a drama Queen!" said Eowyn, Aragorn made a face. "Alls we have to do, is act like we're asleep at 2:00, you know they'll come into to check on us, and we pretend to be asleep, we wait 'bout 15 minutes, and then we go back to partying."

This idea was agreed upon.

"What do we want to do now?" asked Lothiriel.

"I know!" said Arwen. "Hey, Eowyn, show us your groove."

"Hell no."

Arwen gave Eowyn a dirty look.

"I said, Eowyn, please show us your groove!"

"And I said 'Hell No!'" said Eowyn

"C'mon." said Rosie

"Eowyn, show us your groove!" said Arwen

"I don't think so!" said Eowyn

"Please show us your groove."

"Oh, all right." Said Eowyn. "First, you go up down, touch the ground, spin around, all around, there's my groove!"

The boys were thoroughly confused.

"Hey Arwen," said Eowyn in a taunting tone. "Show us your groove."

"I don't think so."

"Please show us your groove!" said Eowyn in a more taunting tone.

"Oh, all right." Said Arwen "First, you go up down, touch the ground, spin around, all around, there's my groove!" The boys were still perplexed. What was going on?

"Hey Lothiriel!" called Arwen, and this 'Show us. I don't think so. Please? Oh, okay.' went on till all the girls had done it.

"Hey Boys!" called Eowyn and Arwen. "Show us your groove!"

"What?" asked Faramir

"They said," repeated Diamond "Show your groove!"

"Look, we don't know what the hell you mean." said Aragorn

All the girls burst out laughing. "You boys are sooo stupid!" said Arwen. "We used to play that game all the time!"

"Like we cared to notice." Said Faramir

"Oh," said Lothiriel "So that was the stage in your life when you thought girls were icky."

"Girls are icky." Said Aragorn

The girls just rolled their eyes. "Hey!" said Diamond "It's 1:58!" They all looked at each other. The boys took off toward their room, shutting the door behind them.

Arwen and Rosie jumped in the bed, Eowyn sprawled on the couch, pulling a blanket over her head. The other girls raced to their room. One by one the lights flickered off. As soon as the last lamp was shut off by Diamond, their door was opened.

"Where are they?" asked a hushed voice.

'Findulias.' Thought Rosie

"I think they actually listened to us!" another whisper in the dark.

'Gilrean' thought Diamond.

"Okay, then let's go check on the boys." And their mothers left the girls alone. The girls giggled in the dark until the boys came running into their room.

"Passed inspection!" yelled Faramir as he jumped on the couch, which of course, Eowyn was "sleeping" on.

"Oh my VALAR! Get your ARSE off me!" Faramir jumped off the couch and into the bed, next to the couch. He pulled the blankets over his head.

Eowyn kicked off the blanket, and sat up. "Where'd he go?" she asked, in a completely normal self, no longer mad.

"Oh holy-!" Arwen yelled, falling out of bed, along with Rosie.

Faramir sat up in bed, grinning. "Just can't keep those ladies off me!" he said.

Aragorn laughed, but being that 75 of the room was female, he was the only one.

"C'mon, that was funny!" said Faramir, the response was six pillows flying at his head.

"Fine." He said, leaning back on the pillows.

"Uh, hello!" said Rosie. "Out of the bed, dork."

"Nup." Said Faramir, shaking his head.

"Fine." Rosie went and sat in a chair by Lothiriel, but Arwen climbed back in bed.

"Why, hello!" said Faramir.

"Cram it." Said Arwen, she pulled some of the pillows that Faramir was leaning on, and shoved them under the covers. "You stay on your side, I stay on mine." Said Arwen.

Faramir just grinned.

Okay, back when we were little kids, we'd play that game. That is, right after we matured from "Girls chase Boys". The girls always won.

Oh yes, and my statement toward Fish (Faramir) was altered twice.