Red X

I am Red X. At least, that is what Robin called me. He sort of made me—well, my costume and name. I just took the costume…and the name.

Ok, ok, maybe Robin is my "creator". But I'm not a fake. No, I'm no fake.

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Because the Teen Titans saw me when I was stealing things, to help my costume keep up its best let me remind you, they think I am a villain. But I'm not. I'm no villain! Slade, there's your villain!

I'm no Slade!

Robin would tell you otherwise. But who's to trust Robin? Who's Robin to tell what I am and what I'm not? He doesn't even know me! All he knows is that I stole his costume, his made-up name, and a few things to fix-up my suit.

Well—that's not all he knows. I did save him. When Professor Chang was about to shoot Robin to pieces, I was the one who grabbed him out of the way. Me, not Starfire, not Cyborg, not Beast Boy, not that pretty yet silent Raven. Me—Red X—saved Robin!

Now if I'm a villain, tell me now. And remind me when villains started saving their enemies. Oh yeah, I remember…when Scar saved Mufasa from falling off that cliff—oh, wait…Mufasa died from that. Nevermind.

See! Villains have never—never—saved their enemies. And a villain's enemy is a good-guy. And let me tell you from experience, the Teen Titans are certainly good-guys.

Have you ever seen the way they fight crime? It's gruesome man, but effective.

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I've been thinking. I guess I'd like to—well, I guess, yeah I'd like to. Anyway, I guess I'd like to join the Teen Titans. I mean, they're so good! And me, well, I've gone over this before…I'm good too because I saved Robin. Don't get me started on if villains save their enemies.

Just think about it. With me on their team, the Teen Titans would really be unstoppable!

…Not…that….we…would want that.

A-hem. Anyway, with me, the Teen Titans could wipe-out evil twice as fast as they're doing already. No, three times as fast. Wait, counting in head, four, no, five, no…..well, we'd be much faster, is the point I'm trying to make.

Also, my powers are so good and useful, just like Ravy-wavy's. I mean—Raven's… Since I can disappear and become invisible to the villain-eye, I could sneak up behind them and, well, attack. Because of my speed, I could also tease villains, saying, "Na-na-nana-naaaa. You can't see me! I'm over here. No, now I'm over here. Haha! You're so slow! Speed up, slowpoke!" Wouldn't that amuse them! They wouldn't know what to do with themselves! All they could do was crouch down in a little ball and cry for me, the big bully, to stop. Haha!

But, seriously, we're talking about villains here. Do I seriously think villains could be psychologically damaged by tormenting from Red X?

YES!

Hey, maybe if I showed the Teen Titans the professional side of me, I could be accepted into their team! I've got it! I'll get a resume from the post office and write it up! There's no way they can't accept me!

Name: Red X

Age: 17

Location: All around the streets of Titans Tower

Location: All around

Location: Is it necessary to have a third location?

Yearning Duty: To be an addition to the Teen Titans

Reason for yearning: I have a lot to offer and I have many unique powers. I could aide your team in fighting villains and wiping-out evil!

Capabilities (if any): Swiftness, speed, invisibility, masked, caped, courageous, brave, intelligent, sneaky, sly, stealthy, mysterious, clever. And many more of the likes.

Education: High school. I was a very hard-worker and I graduated early, even.

Previous Jobs: Well, I worked at a newspaper-delivery service once.

Willingness to stay employed: Um…very willing.

Life Insurance: …None.

If you have anything you wish to say to your employer, please say it here: Hey, guys, look…I know that this is probably something you never get. And, look guys, I really want to help you. And I can! And I know this probably isn't the best way to ask you, but please please please can I be a part of the Teen Titans? Thank you, that is all.

Contact(s): Um…none. Look, you guys know how to find me. You go out of your tower tonight, go to that pizza joint, and I'll be there. Then we'll have a real interview!

Maybe that wasn't such a good idea…