I'm lazy—so I fast-forwarded the story. Go ahead and complain—I'm not changing it though. :) It was that or keep writing randomness….
Though this is still going to be randomness—it's just skipping a lot of other randomness. And like—I don't know where I'm going with this so just ignore me and start reading:
Sunday-entry 15
OMG journal—I finally found you! You like—went MISSING for THE LONGEST TIME EVER! I was, like, afraid someone else found you already. Gosh it's been like, a whole FRIGGIN YEAR since I last wrote in you. I read a few old entries and I sounded so immature then, good thing now I'm so grown up and NOT immature. HA! GUESS WHAT—I'm a junior now, and I am the coolest most popular girl in school. Plus I'm dating Riku and last week Selphie joined a gang.
LOL. I'm kidding—obviously. But I really am a junior now. Gosh—I actually miss writing in you, you stupid book. Anyway hm…an update from since the last time I wrote in you:
Riku is—unfortunately—dating some chick named…I don't remember her name. We shall just call her um—"what's-her-face" til I remember.
Selphie and Tidus "kinda hooked up"(-quoted Selphie) at Chuck's party last week, I know—weird and ewe. She's like freaking out cause they haven't really talked since AND she's wondering if he's—ok never mind. Moving on…
We discovered that Kairi is really a man. HAH HA HA. ok no—I'm kidding. We haven't discovered that yet.
Pedro got elected class President—I nominated him. (C'mon, who WOULDN'T vote for him? His name is PEDRO!)
Blah—I'm totally too lazy to list the rest so like..yeah that's it.
Oh yeah—me and Sora are still best friends.
Everyone thinks we're dating though—and it's totally weird. One time one of the girls even came to me and asked, "Are you and Sora, like, secretly dating?" I was like "NO. eewe. ME AND SORA? Besides—what would be the point of 'secretly dating'?" Right? Ugh. They've been bugging the both of us about stupid things like that since like—since we became best friends. Only 'til now it's began to bug me. Once last year all of it kind of got to my head though, and I actually considered…dating Sora, but then I snapped out of it and like—yeah. It's dumb. They should really worry about their own lives and stop bugging us about ours.
"Yuffie, turn out that light and go to sleep!"
Ok, Gotta go—school tomorrow. Good night Journal. And I'll have to find a place to put you, some place I won't forget.
Oh yeah, I found you at the bottom of my closet, how'd you get there?
Ok—I'm asking non-answerable questions again—BYE.
"Yuffie, get up!"
I grunted.
"Yuff, GET UP." She yanked my blanket away from me.
"..I don't want to. Go away Aerith!"
"Can you NOT hear your alarm clock? Cloud and I can both hear it from our room!" did I forget to mention I've got selective hearing?
"What alarm clock?" I asked covering my head with my bright green pillow.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Oh…that alarm clock. I reached out my right hand and searched for the 'SNOOZE' button. "Aerith, can you be a COOL PERSON and press the snooze button for me?"
"No. Just get up Yuffie. You've got finals today." She turned off the clock's irritating alarm and then left the room.
Aerith reentered the room and dragged me out of bed and into the bathroom.
Jocko started sniffing my butt.
I spit the bubbly toothpastey-water into the sink, "Jocko, get out of the bathroom NOW." I turned around and pointed at the door. Jocko, my adorable dumb-looking dog whom I got for my 16th birthday, whimpered then trotted into the other room.
Why do dogs like the smell of BUTT?
"Aerith! Where are my American Eagle jeans?"
I went into her room and started digging through her closet. Those were new—she's had her eye on them for a while now though…
I gasped in mock-shock, "I knew it!" I said in a dramatic soap-opera-voice. I held the jeans up and turned to look at her with my mouth still open. She was leaning against the doorframe.
She rolled her eyes and went back into the living room, "Just hurry up—you're going to be late AGAIN."
I tugged the destroyed jeans on over my Spiderman (boy) underwear and ran out of the hotel room. I didn't have time to fix my hair so I was hiding it under my gray cadet hat.
I ran down the hallway, barely made it into the elevator (enjoyed the elevator music), ran through the second district, bumped into Leon—I made him spill his coffee all over himself, but he made me drop my hot pocket (which he knows he will pay for dearly later) and after all that running I was still late.
8:07am
I ran into the door. OW. Everyone in the library stopped testing and looked up at me. Mrs. Hanley, one of the school counselors, walked up to the door and pointed to her watch shaking her head. "No no no no! Mrs. Hanley, please! I'm only seven minutes late, you can't NOT let me take my finals!"
She gave me a Well-you-are-late-and-it-is-not-my-fault look.
I stood up straight and gave her a You-owe-me-for-not-saying-anything-that-time-I-caught-you-making-out-with-the-janitor look.
Then she opened the door.
Gosh, finals are SOO not fun.
"I want a cheeseburger." Sora set his skateboard on the ground and hopped on it.
"I do too…and I want a caramel frap." I took off my cap and ran my hand through my unruly hair. Just then Sora burst out into laughter. I knew he was laughing at me (because my hair), but I didn't say anything and I knew if he didn't make a left turn soon he'd run into the soda machine, but I didn't say anything.
He ran into the soda machine. Now it was my turn to laugh, so I did.
"HAH HAH HA HAH HA HAH HAHAHAH HAH HA HAHAH AHHA HAH HA HA HA!"
I continued guffawing for like, another minute or so and then stopped when Riku and what's-her-face showed up. I don't' know why but I giggle every time I hear the word "guffaw".
I'm just weird. Don't mind me.
"Hey Yuff." Riku said in his usual I'm-so-hot-everyone-worship-me voice. Ok—so maybe it only sounds like that to me cause I do worship him (a little less now that he's got Christy hanging on to him everywhere he goes). Oh yeah—that's her name. Christy.
"Heeey Riku and…um Hi Christy." I turned around and put my cap back on. She said something to Riku then said "bye" to us and walked back to where her friends were.
I decided to give Sora a hand in getting up.
"This is my best friend, Sora." I emphasized the word "best friend" so Riku wouldn't start in on the "Are you two dating?" junk.
"Hey." Sora dusted off his butt. He eyed Riku and then looked back and me and smirked. Oh no. "Riku?"
"Yeah."
Sora chuckled, "Ooh. So you're the mysterious silver haired-hot guy that Yuffie will not stop talking about?" That sounded a bit gay coming from Sora..
Riku glanced at me with his (pretty) aqua green eyes, smirked, and then looked back at Sora, "Yuffie's been talking about me?"
I think my eyes were bugging out. Sora was SO going to get it—as soon as Riku was gone, of course.
As if he read my mind, Sora laughed and said, "I'm kidding," He gave me a small shove, "Nice to me ya, dude." They shook hands. And then after a minute of awkwardness, Christy starting yelling for Riku to rejoin her and her army of skanks—I mean group of friends.
"I hate you." I picked up my tote bag and then started walking towards the Student Center (to buy a burrito from Gram, I was hungry). Gram's some guy who sells super fat burritos at school for like, three dollars—he makes almost more money than the teachers. So…he's not allowed to be selling them, but he does anyway.
"Oh c'mon—I said I was kidding."
I didn't turn around; I just raised my hand and flipped him off.
"Yeah. I love you too, Yuff." He laughed and then I heard him get on his skateboard and ride away. That loser.
I'm not mad at him. I'm just kinda embarrassed and fleeing from the scene.
The Andy Milonakis is SO friggin hilarious.
And a billion times more random than I am.
I need to watch more of this sacred TV show.
Andy's a friggin genius and should be worshiped.
"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our liiiiiiiiiives
On holiday"
"Yuff, please stop singing—you're horrible."
I started singing louder, "Hear the drum pounding out of time
another protestor has crossed the line! HEY!"
"I'll pay you five dollars to stop."
"Ok." I took the five-dollar bill out of Cloud's hand. "So what are you doing home so early?" I closed my History book. Yeah, I was actually studying. You all should like, die of shock now.
"Today's our anniversary." He said plopping a grape in his mouth. "Look, I got this necklace for—"
I laughed, "anniversary of the day we met? Oh how nice of you, Cloud."
"Not you idiot." He closed the fridge, "I bought this for Aerith. We've been together for three years today."
"Geeze…that's like almost FOREVER."
"Whatever, but I gotta start dinner and—"
"HA! You're cooking dinner?"
He looked at the oven, "Yes. I thought that'd be more uh…romantic."
I chuckled, "I don't think burnt sandwiches are very romantic. I say takeout would be, like, so perfect."
"Yuff, how the hell would I BURN sandwiches?" he opened a cupboard, "And you forget you and Aerith are from complete different worlds, so romantic dinner to you is cheeseburgers and a soda…"
I chewed on my pencil and then mumbled, "No, we are from the same world."
He looked at me with an eyebrow cocked up and then shrugged it off and started taking things out of the cupboards.
The phone rang, "I got it!" I jumped off the stool and stumbled over to the phone, "Hello?"
"Hey Yuffie, I can't make it for dinner tonight so go ahead and order some pizza for you guys ok?"
"Ooo. Cloud is not going to be happy about that."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean nothing. You can talk to Cloud about that cause I am not supposed to spoil anything."
"Huh? Spoil what?"
"Ok—pretend you didn't just hear that. Here's Cloud." I handed him the phone, picked up my book and headed for my bedroom.
"What do you mean you can't make it—"
I closed the door and tossed my book in the corner.
window 1
Bright Eyes 00: your best friend seems cool.
Yuffums: uh yeah—he's a weird little kid.
Bright Eyes 00: So what have you been telling him about me?
Yuffums: NOTHING. He was joking around earlier
Bright Eyes 00: lol
Bright Eyes 00: So what do you think of Christy?
Yuffums: er……..she's cute?
Bright Eyes 00: haha yeah?
Yuffums: I didn't mean that in a lesbian way. Your girlfriend is safe kid
Bright Eyes 00: lol sure
window 2
littleNICKY: so how are you liking that FOB cd?
Yuffums: oh I love it!
Yuffums: next time I buy a cd from there I get a discount—RIGHT?
littleNICKY: haha sure
Yuffums: really?
littleNICKY: no
Yuffums: DARN
littleNICKY: they're looking for new employees
littleNICKY: you should try applying there.
Yuffums: oooooooo when?
littleNICKY: you can go pick up an application tomorrow or whenever
Yuffums: OMG I will SO be there tomorrow.
littleNICKY: lol awesome.
littleNICKY: well I gotta go dude.
Yuffums: k—bye
littleNICKY: later
littleNICKY has signed off
window 1
Yuffums: I'll ttyl Riku, the internet's not satisfying me—I'm gonna go watch TV.
Yuffums: lol
Bright Eyes 00: haha. done jerkin off already?
Yuffums: HAH HA well your pictures were helping me for a while but—I found a better picture..of Chad Michael Murray. :)
Bright Eyes 00: oh that ass hole. Lol
Bright Eyes 00: well ttyl then Yuff
Yuffums: adios
"I never knew I could feel like this, like I've never seen the sky before. Want to vanish inside your kiss. Everyday I love you more and more. Listen do my heart can you hear it sing—telling me to give you everything."
Moulin Rouge, the only musical I can tolerate. I am SO in love with this movie though; I'm no hopeless romantic or at all obsessed with love, but let's cross our finger's I find myself a 'Christian'.
I wonder if Nicky can sing like this guy. I laughed but then was interrupted when some weirdo started knocking on the door.
I opened it and there was Sora.
"Hey Yuffie."
"Dude—do you know what time it is?" I glanced at the clock on the wall, "It's almost ONE IN THE MORNING!"
"I couldn't sleep and I knew you'd still be up cause you're always up at odd hours and so I thought since I can't sleep and you can't sleep either I'd come over and watch movies with you. I brought Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo, The Phantom of the Opera, Cat's don't Dance, 50 First Dates, Underworld, The Girl Next Door, popcorn, and I ran out of soda so I'm hoping you have some."
"Cats don't Dance?" I arched an eyebrow.
"Yeah….it's Goofy's movie I swear."
I shook my head, "Whatever—come in."
Saturday-entry 16
So it's like 7 in the morning and Sora just fell asleep. We watched movies and stuffed our faces 'til the little guy could not take anymore and knocked out. Lol
Well I had fun, watching that movie, Cat's don't Dance was torture. However I did VERY MUCH enjoy Underworld and 50 First dates. Sora's favorite was The Girl Next Door—omg that was the weirdest movie I've ever seen and I was so afraid Cloud or Aerith were going to walk in when it was a nude scene. Blah—no more of that.
Anyway, I must somehow gain the strength of a big muscle guy in the next two seconds to be able to haul Sora onto the futon in my room.
Which reminds me of a shirt Aerith bought me the other day. It was a t-shirt from Hot topic, it said, "I used to have SUPER HUMAN powers but my therapist took them away." It's so great.
Ok ok—I need to hide you before I fall asleep and Sora might find you. Oh yeah—and I've decided to keep you in my underwear drawer, no one goes through there (I hope). Hah…ha..k good night dumb book.
OMG I haven't updated in ALMOST A MONTH. I've been so lazy. ARGH. And school starts next week. After school starts lets see how much time I'll have to keep working on this story. Oh yeah—and I think I'm gonna try and get a friggin job
Does anyone know how old you have to be to work at a GUITAR CENTER?
YESS. My birthday's on Tuesday—I'm turning 16 on the 16th!
LOL I got a haircut a few days ago. My hair is SOO SHORT! Like, Yuffie Short maybe even shorter I don't remember. That was not supposed to happen. My hair did not come out at all how the picture looked like—afterwards I found out the lady who cut my hair was NEW. NEW? NOT COOL!
Oh yes…..and so on with my PEOPLE-WHO-ROCK LIST:
AngelKairi (OH MY GOSH. YES! THANK Annjirika—life is NOTHING without Fall Out Boy! I saw them live at Warped tour—I can like, die happy now. Hah ha and "shank" is another way to say "stab" I guess. Lol..and your mind is not at all messed up—if it is, mine is like messed up times ten cause I WROTE about poor Squallie screaming like a girl. .
The Great Ninja Yuffie (DUDE, I love you penname. Hah ha. and thanks for adding me to your favs, glad you like the story.)
SimpleNClean92 (lol, awesome. I'm like, running out of things to make happen in this story—I'll come up with something though, I hope.)
Zarya (it's going to be a happy ending? YESS! hah ha, Fwee sounds a little better than Squee. BLAH my story's going so slow—I need to figure out some way to speed it up a bit.)
Vampiegurl (AHH how are you missing my updates? Lol—have you read chapter 7?)
Wolf Fangs (NOO WAY! I have a guy at my school who looks like the Nicky in here too! Except his name's matt. Hah ha, but lol—yes they are FRIGGIN HOTT! Yeah—Bob's a cool name and so why not name her imaginary friend that.)
R.A. Pointless (what's taking them so long to hook up? No idea..)
AirbenderSora (OMG for like two days I had that Willa Wonka song stuck in my head.)
One Winged Angel Sami (I'm getting lazier at this updating thing)
Sora-is-a-hottie (lol—FINALLY A Sora&Yuffie story? if you're a real Sora&Yuffie, aka YURA, fan you need to like—join the dark side. Lol—we have a C2 thing of Yura stories. And OMG your parents didn't let you go to warped tour? NOT COOL! My parents WANTED to go to warped tour too but I was like "no..I think I'd enjoy it better if you weren't there." Lol—wow but thanks for reading!)
October Breeze (GASP, you aren't/weren't? into Yuras? and yes, my name is quite wonderful. Hah ha it used to be my aim sn too—but AOL was like "blah blah blah that's an inappropriate sn.." lol—so..it's not anymore but whatever. Glad the story's giving you a good laugh. Thanks for reading)