this fanfic is dedicated to cemetarydemon, because right now shes miserable becuz she got new braces so i wrote this just to make her feel better hope it works

i will be havin no more comments for the rest of the story.

Chapter 1

Shigure giggled at the thought of his plan. It was simple. Get the teens out of the room for long enough to spike their drinks. Then they'll be drunk the rest of the night, and even have a hangover in the morning. It was all too perfect.

Shigure sat at the foot of the table, glaring at the teens. None of them seemed to notice him, they were too busy in their own pathetic arguments. There was one flaw to his plan, and that was how to get them out of the room.

After 5 minutes, Shigure had nothing. 'Time for desperate measures,' he thought. He looked outside. It was dark. Perfect.

He stood up suddenly, but of course no one noticed. They were in a heated battle about leaks. Oh, such good leaks. Shigure grabbed for a dinner plate that was already broken and worn and threw it out the kitchen window.

The sound of crashed glass startled everyone. They all stared at Shigure like he was an idiot. Finally, Kyo said, "Why the hell did you break your own window!"

"Hurry! There was a burglar outside and he's going to take something! Go find him and chase him away now!" Shigure was literally pushing them out the door and slammed it behind them. Then he quickly scampered over to the table that still had everyone's food on it.

He giggled as he reached for the sake that he was already drinking. Hurriedly, he dropped a generous amount of it into each of their drinks. 'That was easy,' he thought. Then he sat down patiently in his chair. 5 minutes passed.

'Jeez, they are taking way too long.' Shigure thought in frustration. Then a smile spread across his face. He grabbed again for his sake and poured an even more generous amount into each glass. He giggled childishly before adding more, and more, and more.

Then voices were heard outside as the door flew open. "Dammit, there was not burglar I swear! That damn mutt was lying!" It was Kyo.

"Maybe he just got away." Yuki replied. Tohru was still shaking. She had been very frightened of this supposed burglar even though she hadn't even seen one. She just stood behind Yuki and Kyo as they fought over whether or not the burglar was real.

They walked into the kitchen to see that Shigure was sitting patiently. The scene was a bit odd with the shattered window in the background and the small pieces covering the counter like snow.

Shigure gasped dramatically. "You didn't catch the burglar!"

"No…" Yuki said.

"Why, I'm appalled. Ah, well, can't be helped I suppose. Just finish your dinner so that we can go visit the main house!"

Kyo chugged down the dinner, including the drink, without caring what it was or tasted like. Yuki ate as slowly as he possibly could in order to delay the visit to the main house. When he took his first sip of the drink, he spat it out right on Kyo's face. Kyo yelled at him furiously, which to Yuki's like delayed them more. But he ended up drinking the rest of it despite the taste. Tohru finished her dinner way before Yuki, not complaining about the bad tasting drink.

They all went for the door and walked to the main house.