Chapter 2

By the time they reached the main house, none of them were walking straight. They all looked like drunken idiots, which they could now say that they were. "Come on sillies, they're waiting." Shigure giggled. "Let's visit Haru first."

Getting to Haru's was a challenge. Tohru kept tripping in the snow, and Kyo kept tripping over her. Yuki kept kitting random trees and trashcans and other various things that were in front of him. Eventually, Shigure had to grab them all by the wrists and walk them over.

He rang the doorbell, and Haru answered. "Hi guys…uhh what's with these guys?" He stared and the three, whose tongues were all hanging out of their mouth.

"I don't know," Shigure giggled. He dragged them inside, and Kyo yelled, "Save the dragons and unicorns dammit!" Haru stared, a glint of fear in his eye. "Uhm…let's sit down everyone."

They all sat down in Haru's living room, but not for long. The drunken idiots lost interest in the conversation that Haru and Shigure were having about the weather. Neither of them noticed them disappear. At least, both of them acted like they didn't notice (coughshigurecough).

"Oh I saw this pretty girl and- oh dear, where did everyone go?" Shigure 'noticed' finally.

"Uhhhh…." Suddenly, Yuki came flying out of nowhere, pieces of cardboard attached assumed to be attempts at wings. He jumped high up and screamed, "AAAHHHHH!" while he was airborn. Finally, he landed on Haru, who winced in pain at Yuki's impact.

Haru turned black instantly. "What the hell was that! Don't jump on me like that dammit! It hurts! ARE YOU LISTENING YUKI!"

He wasn't. Instead, he was staring at his makeshift wings, which were completely ripped apart from that landing. "YUKI!" Haru yelled.

Yuki finally looked up from his broken wings and fell on Haru out of loss of balance, even though he was sitting. "Oh Haru, why don't you make love to me?" he said in a drunk voice that didn't sound right on Yuki.

"Ewww no!" Haru screeched as he pushed the drunken teen off. Yuki's lids were half open, and once he hit the couch, he was fast asleep.

Then, suddenly, there was a loud thud. Haru and Shigure ran into Haru's bedroom to see Tohru on the floor, laughing her head off. All around her were shards of a glass window. Up above her was a broken window.

"What the hell Tohru!" Haru said furiously.

Tohru laughed. "Hahahaha….I…I…I…hahahaha…I remember how Shigure threw something at his window and it broke…and…so…hahahaha…it look like fun…so…ahahaha…I decided to try it! It really…hahah…was fun!"

Haru turned bright red and moved at the girl to strike her. Shigure giggled and grabbed Haru's arm to hold him back. "Now, now Haru. Hitting ladies is rude!" He then went back to his giggling as he held Haru. Haru let out a string of curse words.

Then, another thud was heard. The whole room fell quiet, and there was a faint sound of hums coming from the bathroom. Haru hit Shigure's groin so that he would let go and darted for the bathroom door. It wasn't locked, luckily.

Haru peaked inside to see that Kyo was in Haru's shower. It wasn't running, but Kyo seemed to be singing the words to "Hit Me Baby One More Time" inside it. Haru walked over to the shower and opened it. Inside was indeed a naked Kyo dancing to the song he sang.

Haru's eyes widened in fear. But he couldn't move. It was too strange. Kyo sang the chorus over and over again, and then during the line, "Hit me baby one more time" he slapped Haru hard in the ass. This high exertion of force caused him to fall over.

Shigure walked in once he heard the thud. He started to laugh insanely at the sight of Kyo laying naked on the ground of Haru's shower. 'Oh, they will never live this down,' he thought.

Haru just decided to walk away from that whole Kyo thing. It was too strange and too creepy to bear. But walking into his bedroom revealed another strange scene. Tohru was on the now awake Yuki's shoulders and jumping up and down. Tohru's head kept hitting the ceiling, but neither seemed to care.

Then, Yuki took a jump to high and lost balance. They both fell over onto Haru's bookcase, which then fell over onto them. This only caused them to laugh their heads off more.

"That's it!" Haru exclaimed. "Get them out Shigure! Now!" Shigure giggled and obeyed. He walked into the bathroom and forced Kyo, who was still lying on the shower floor, to put his clothes back on. Then he pulled up the bookcase, books still plastered all around, and dragged Tohru and Yuki out the door.

"Well it was a nice-" Slam! "visit."