Chapter 4

"Who now?" Shigure asked, continuing to drag them around the snow-covered ground.

"No one, just let me fuck Tohru some more!" Yuki yelled in response quite loudly.

"You weren't even fucking her, idiot." Shigure smiled and giggled. But Yuki didn't seem to hear. He just went into a fit of remembering Tohru and his 'moment'. "Oh Tohru, more, more, MORE, COME ON TOHRU!"

Shigure giggled to himself. 'This is the greatest of all of my pranks. That is certain. Oh I will remind them of these things every day, oh yes, oh yes…'

Then, after wandering mindlessly through the estate, Shigure noticed that they were at the front step of Hatori's house. He stared at it for a moment, then shrugged and knocked on the door. Hatori answered, but instantly closed to door when he saw who it was.

"Awww, Haa-san, lemme in, lemme in!" Shigure begged and fake cried.

A loud sigh could be heard from the other side of the door and it reopened. "Yay!" Shigure squealed and dragged them inside. Hatori shot a 'Why the hell are you dragging them around?' look. Shigure let go and looked to see that they were all fast asleep.

"Uhh, are they sick or something and require my care?" Hatori inquired.

"Oh no, I think they got into my sake and drank some. You know teenagers…"

"Yeah, I also know you well enough to suspect that you somehow made them drink it either by teasing that the boys wouldn't be manly if they didn't and you'd be upset if Tohru didn't OR you spiked their drinks while they weren't in the room."

"Eh hehehe." An anime sweatdrop appeared over Shigure's head.

Hatori sighed. "Which is it?"

Shigure slowly stuck up a number 2 with his fingers. Hatori then sighed again and reached for his coffee. But he felt for it and noticed that nothing was there. He looked behind him and noticed that Tohru had his coffee mug in her hands and was sipping it hungrily. With each sip, she seemed to get more and more jittery.

What he also noticed behind her was that Kyo and Yuki were looking through cabinets of his medicines and every couple they looked at they were stuffing in their mouths.

"Hey, stop that." Hatori marched over to the boys and took the jars of medicine from them. "That's dangerous, you could die you know."

But instead of being dead, Yuki and Kyo were now high as well as drunk. They started to randomly dance around Hatori like a tribe of Indians would around a campfire. Well, drunken Indians.

Hatori looked lost for words, having no idea what to do or say. He turned towards Shigure for help, only to find that he was on the ground laughing. Once he saw that Hatori was glaring at him, he regained composure quickly and stood as though he did nothing. He even whistled.

Then, still dancing like drunken Indians, they made their way over to Hatori's fireplace. On the way, they got Tohru to join their dance. Now they were dancing in a circle like drunken Indians, even humming their own retarded sounding tribal music, and Shigure and Hatori were just gaping at them.

For a while the dance continued, even escalated. Yuki was now making sexy thrusts in Tohru's direction and Kyo was doing the Indian sound thing with his mouth where you go "Awww" and pat your hand over it.

Hatori finally just couldn't handle the stupidity anymore. He walked over to the group and pushed them all over. It didn't take very much effort for them all to collapse on the floor. But they were all laughing when they hit the ground.

"Oh Yuki, I love you man!" Kyo yelled.

"I love you too Kyo!"

They both crawled over to each other and locked each other into an embrace. Tohru clapped happily, Shigure laughed, and Hatori rolled his eyes.

"Ok, I've got to go give Akito a check-up, why don't you guys go home now?"

"Nonsense Hatori, we'll go with you and visit Akito."

"No, that's not a very good idea…"

But Shigure was already grabbing the teens' wrists and ready to dragged them out. Hatori sighed and let them follow.