Chapter 5

The wait was too long for Shigure's liking. They all had to wait for Akito's check-up to be finished before they could enter. It drove Shigure mad to have to wait before he could see Akito's reaction to his prank. If the only thing they did that night was to see Akito, it would have all been worth it.

The teens were doing something with a rock the found on the floor, but he couldn't figure out what. They were just tossing it back and forth, most of the time none of them caught it. Actually he hadn't seen one of them catch it yet. But they were laughing their heads off anyway.

"It looks like an airplane!" Tohru yelled. (the stone is almost perfectly round)

"No, it looks like a piece of pizza!" Kyo yelled before trying to eat it, and ended up chipping a tooth. Then he gave it to Yuki.

"No, it looks like a French man! See the mustache?" he pointed at a spot on the rock that had nothing special there. But the others nodded in acknowledgement.

The door swung open, revealing Hatori. "You can go in." he said plainly, and then left without saying goodbye.

Shigure dragged the teens into the large dark room. In front of the window that lit up the room slightly from the moonlight was Akito.

"Hello," came Akito's dark creepy voice. "Is there something you want?"

"No, only to visit you." Shigure answered and kneeled respectfully. But drunken teenagers hardly showed that kind of respect. Almost in clumsy sync, they tumbled on top of Akito. "Hi!" "Hi Akito!" and things of that sort were yelled in his ear.

"GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU DAMN ANIMALS!" Akito shoved them off, leaving them on the ground as he stood. "What, are all of you drunk or something!"

Shigure coughed into his hand very loudly and obnoxiously. So loud and obnoxious that Tohru screamed and ran in fear. But it was too dark for her to see the wall in front of her, so naturally, she ran into it. This knocked her out momentarily.

"What the hell? Who do you think you are? Why are you acting like that?" Kyo said and fury came out of nowhere. He stood up shakily and started kicking Yuki several times. "Get up, jeez!" Yuki said, "Ouch, god, stop, ouch, what you wanna go?"

"Yeah, sure, I'll go!"

"Fine then!" Yuki got up off the ground and the both of them set up in a lame fighting stance. Yuki did the matrix hand motion and the fight began.

First, Kyo kicked Yuki. His strike was short about a foot and he ended up losing balance and falling over. Yuki leaned down and tried to punch him, but missed and hit the ground. "Ouch!" he yelled.

Shigure and Akito stood silent. Shigure was putting all efforts towards not laughing his head off, and Akito was attempting to control rage.

Soon the boys were caught in a bunch of lame kicks and punches as well as other failed karate moves. Kyo punched and missed, hitting the wall, followed by Yuki kicking Kyo's legs and kicking in-between them instead, which caused him to fall over. It went on like that for 20 minutes.

They both lie on the floor, beaten more by themselves than each other. Then, in a final attempt to defeat Yuki, Kyo flung his entire body atYuki. He again missed completely, and rammed himself headfirst into the wall. He passed out, now defeated. Seems the cat will never win.

Akito finally released all of his rage and attacked Yuki, the only remaining conscious one. Yuki did absolutely nothing to stop this strange fury. He just lie on the ground, limp as a dead person.

This went on for about 5 minutes before Akito stopped, panting. Yuki lay limp for a moment more, then had a random burst of energy and attacked Akito. Though instead of trying to hurt Akito, he grabbed for the kimono and ripped it open, logic or intentions unknown.

Akito's eyes widened as his breasts were exposed. Yuki's eyes widened too, not believing what he saw. 'Akito's a woman! Ahhhh!' he thought. He turned to Shigure, who was faking shock, and failing, but Yuki was too drunk to notice. Then he went insane and ran into the wall on the other side of the room, screaming. On impact, he too was knocked out.