Chapter 6
The next day, Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo had such bad headaches they had to stay home from school. And Shigure was more than happy to tell them in impressive detail about what he had done and what happened resulting if it.
After discovering this, Kyo tried to kill Shigure in creative and clever ways. This included use of a lawnmower, a broom, and a cheese grater. Do not ask for details. But every time, Shigure always got away with a narrow escape.
Yuki beat the shit out of Shigure everytime he saw him, using his walking stick he used to walk around the house with. And when I say beat the shit, I literally mean beat the shit in one case. He refused to look at Tohru the whole day.
Tohru didn't seem all too angry, just sickly from the headache. Uo and Hana visited her afterschool, which made her feel better. But suddenly, a group of ninjas attacked her and, using fancy kung fu moves, was able to kill her after putting her through excruciating pain and making the death slow! Huzzah!
Just kidding, though we all wish I wasn't. Happy holidays everyone!