PIKAÜBER aka Ash's Pikachu and "Friends"
A stupid story by Angela.
Don't hurt yourself.
One day Ash and company— Wait, no. Let me try that again.
One day Brock a— crap.
OK, one day PIKAÜBER I MEAN CHU and friends were walking through woods, completely lost like a penguin in a desert.
"ASH! We're completely lost, again! It's all YOUR fault!" Misty screamed at the scrawny little boy in a hat.
"Nuh-uh! You were holding the map upside down!" the capped one shouted.
Meanwhile, Brock was smoking a bong. "Dude…" he said passively.
"LOL HES TRIPIN" shouted Pikaüber I MEAN PIKACHU loudly in clear and plain Ingles.
"Duuuuude…" Brock stared at Pikachu.
"Pikachu?" It questioned?
"Hey Ash, Piakchu is talking!"
Ash stopped quarreling with Misty. "Brock, he didn't say anything. You're just stoned again!"
"You're sexy, Misty." Brock affectionately nuzzled Ash's leg.
"Get OFF, Brock."
"No!"
"I wanna, Mommy!"
Ash groaned like one of those 4-legged mammals with humps on their backs that lived in the desert. I think it's called a spider. "Ugh…" He turned his cap backwards and let loose a psychedelic background.
"PIKACHU, THUNDERSHOCK, NOW!" Ash screamed.
Pikachu let loose a jolt of electricity that ripped up the ground as it went along. The electricity pushed Misty off to the side if it were a force and terminally electrocuted Brock. Ash leapt out of Brock's grip at the last moment he could. Ash walked up and checked his pulse shortly afterwards. There was no pulse. Brock was dead.
Pikachu rubbed its tiny and cute arm against the back of its head. "Pika..." it clipped, embarrassed-sounding.
Ash looked sad at first. Then he started looking kinda funny, like he had to pee. Then he looked scared. And THEN he looked mad. Ash took out a giant axe. Wonder where he got it?
ELSEWHERE!
Astaroth looked around. His giant axe was nowhere to be found.
"WORMS!" he screamed angrily.
BACK TO THE GUYS!
"BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!" Ash screamed, chasing Pikachu all the way to Olivine City. "HE WAS MY SUPPLIER!"
"PIKAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Ash! Pikachu! WAIT UPPPPP!" Misty screamed as she did a girly run behind them.
- TO BE CONTINUED