PIKAÜBER RETURNS… with his "Friends."
More of the story by precious Angela.
Did Timmy fall down a well again?
So, the gang are finally at Olivine City, where they had a proper burial for poor Brock… the stoner.
"Dearly beloved…" Misty shrieked. "We are gathered here to mourn over this random guy that looks l— I mean Brock. He trained Rock Pokemon, like Geodad— GAH! GeoDUDE and Onix, which we released an hour ag—"
Brock popped out of the ground, half-covered in dirt.
"BUT WAIT!" the one with closed eyes spoke.
"OMG, PIKACHU! It's a Valentine's Day miracle!" Ash cried.
"But Ash," Misty curiously inputted. "It's almost Chri—"
"SHUT UP WOMAN!" Ash interrupted loudly. "DON'T MAKE ME GET THE PADDLE!"
"Yessir."
LATER!
"Let's have a "Brock's not dead" party!" Ash happily cried.
"That only took like, three seconds." Brock grumbled.
"Yes." Misty agreed. "Yes it did."
"Pikachu."
BUT THEN… GARY CAME ALONG!
"What'chu stupid fags doing, keeping up with me?" Gary slurred in his New Pallet Townian accent that sounds strangely Brooklynish.
"Wahhh! Gary's mean!" Ash cried like a little toddler. "Let's battoe!"
"Fyne!" shouted Gary. "Go, BEST POKEMON EVAH!" Out came a colossal, obsidian Charizard with piercing red fangs like a Seviper and sparklers taped to its wings.
"Fine!" Ash interrogated with a smirk. He pointed his finger towards Gary. "Go, Pikachu!"
Silence.
"… I'm not Pikachu, Ash." Gary stated.
"SHUT UP, PIKACHU! ATTACK THAT CHARIZARD!" The real Pikachu leapt into action.
Pikachu rushed towards BEST POKEMON EVER with amazing speed. But, it stopped abruptly as it had started inches away from the Charizard's feet. Its sparklers glazed like a honey-baked ham on Thanksgiving.
"Quick! Use a Fiyah Blast!" Gary said in one quick yell, barely audible to the human ear. Charizard roasted Pikachu like the little rat he was. But, when the smoke cleared…
"WHAT! YA DIDN'T EVEN SCRATCH IT! YOU LITTLE FAT F—" An airhorn sounded in the foreground."--ER! I'LL--" Airhorn. "--ING KILL YA!"
"Wow, that's…" Misty strived for a word. "… Rash in a vulgar way that is untasteful."
"OK, Pikachu! Ram into it!" Ash shouted above the continued vulgarities streaming from the mouth of his rival. Pikachu messed up trying to use a Skull Bash. Instead, it flicked BEST POKEMON EVER, causing it to faint from its powerfulness.
"AND I SWEAR IT'LL H— Oh. I guess I lose. OK, bye, ya bastoids!" Gary walked off.
"… Woo! Go Ash!"
"Shut up, Brock."