PIKAÜBER STRIKES BACK with his "Friends!"
Angela kthxbye
Forum! No telling 3
Pikapal and friends were heading to the gym, when all of a sudden…
"PLEPARE FOR TLOBLE!"
…
"Jessie, no Engrish."
"Sorry…"
"Did you guys hear something?" Ash asked.
"No." Misty replied.
"No." replied Brock.
"Pi." RePikaed chulie.
"Ahem… Prepare for tuh-roble!"
"And make it double!"
"The hell?" Brock stuttered.
"To protect the world from deva—"
Meowth butted in. "Ok, cut it out, guys. No one likes dat."
Ash walked up to the talking Meowth who stared intently.
"…Are you my mommy?" Ash asked timidly. Meowth answered with a Fury Swipes to the face.
ONE HOSPITAL TRIP LATER!
"OK, finally." James sighed. "We're here to steal your Pikachu, Ash!"
"Aw hell naw!" Will Smith butted in. Misty bonked him on the head with a squeaky hammer.
"Get back in your corner!" she rapped. Well, not rap, but…
"Yes'm." And he did.
"Now, give it!" Jessie grabbed it and tried to walk to Team Rocket's Meowth-style air balloon, but Pikachu's struggling was too strong for her and she had a heart attack.
ONE WEEK LATER!
"Now gi— oh, what's the use." James sighed. "Let's go, guys." They trudged back to their trailer, I mean, house, I mean, balloon and flew away into Happy Magic Land. The end!
Ash did a scissor kick in the air and screamed joyfully, "YEAH! Now we can go win ourselves a badge! Right, Pikachu?" Pikachu happened to be on Ash's shoulder at time of jump, and he fell off, taking Ash's jacket with him.
"Pika…"
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