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Chapter Three

I can't believe her, thought Jon, I mean, what kind of girl dresses as a bot? Obviously Alanna. But she was still like all the others, wasn't she? I mean she would have to fall for me sooner or later, wouldn't she? I think I'll go talk see George talking to myself is lonely.

Jon entered the Dancing Dove and went over to George's "throne". "Hey George," he said. (A/N from now on whenever Jon is in the Dancing Dove he will be referred to as Johnny)

"Johnny," George nodded to him to sit. "A surprise to see you today without Thom and the other lads."

"Yeah, well they're probably still laughing at me because Lady Alanna tricked me into thinking that she was a boy," Johnny said, bitterly.

"Did she trick you OR did you assume she was a boy first?" George questioned.

"Well, she didn't correct me. I mean she was wearing boy clothes, what was I supposed to think?" Johnny said, defensively.

"Maybe she would have given you the benefit of the truth(A/N does that make sense?) If you were only just a little more open minded," suggested George.

"How do you know her anyway?" asked Johnny.

"Well, I helped deliver stuff to her from Thom. I also gave her a good horse that can fight, not to mention a few fighting tips of her own." replied George.

"You taught a girl how to fight?" asked Johnny, shocked.

"Look around Johnny, half the thieves I know are female and some of them fight better than males."

"I gotta go George," Johnny grumbled. Why was everyone sticking up to her? Today was not his day. Oh well at least there was a ball and new court ladies to look forward to.

(Ball)

alanna was next to be announced. Despite her dislike of balls she was nervous. She looked amazing with the violet dress that matched her eyes perfectly. Her hair was in an elegant bun with two curls framing her face, her eyelids had a soft purple color, a touch of colors on her cheeks, and a small amount of lip paint, all compliments of Cythera. She had her ember from the Goddess around her neck, though to most it looked like a fine gem. Silver ear bobs clung to her ears. The herald called, "Lady Alanna of Trebond," and she began to glide down the stairs. Well, that's what it looked like to everyone else, she was too busy praying that she wouldn't fall. She looked around and noticed that everyone was staring at her, including snobby prince. She curtsied to him and the monarchs before joining the crowd.

"Wow, Alanna," said Thom, impressed. "They really turned you into a girl."

"Thom you are so immature," Alanna said in her snobbiest voice, "Besides you can thank Cythera for the make-up."

"You're just mad because the priestess is standing over there and you can't smack me," Thom joked.

"So what if I am," she snapped.

"Hey look here come my friends," Thom said with an evil grin. Alanna groaned. She curtsied a greeting, startling them, especially Jon.

"Whatever happened to not curtsying?" Raoul, who had made a rare appearance from behind the window curtain. She blushed.

"If you turn around I believe you will find your answer," she replied. They turned around and saw the priestess. "Oh," was his reply.

"May I have this dance?" asked Jon. There was no polite way to refuse with the priestess nearby and she had told George she would give him a second chance.

"Of course, your Highness," Alanna replied, once again startling everyone. Ha, Jon thought, I knew she would fall for me sooner or later. He led her onto the dance floor. "You look beautiful tonight," Jon said.

"Thank you," Alanna said politely, but what she was thinking was , and would you have asked me to dance if I didn't, you snobby prince? However, she had told George she would be nicer. Then he started talking on and on about something or another. She let her eyes wander. Why is he soooooooo boring? She asked herself.

"So what was it like being in the war with Tusaine for the Drell Valley?" Alanna asked, when she could take no more of his snobby talk. Jon looked startled.

"Well," he said, "there was quite a bit of fighting and it was amazingly heroic when we won."

"Excuse me!" Alanna gasped, indignantly, how could he seriously think her that ignorant, I mean there was fighting? DUH IT WAS A WAR!

"Yes I know, you're amazed to be dancing with a war hero, Jon said confidently.

"No, I'm insulted that you think me so stupid that I don't know there is fighting in a war," Alanna replied testily.

"Well most ladies would just like to hear about how heroic I was," Jon replied.

"I think we've established that I am not most ladies," Alanna snapped, losing her patience.

"You can't talk to me like that!" Jon yelled. Everyone was listening.

"Well then don't talk down to me, just because you're a snobby prince doesn't mean every girl will fall for you and I for one hope I never have to see your snobby face or hear your snobby voice again." Alanna snapped.

"Fine!" Jon shouted only to realize that she had already left. Stupid girl, Jon thought. That wasn't supposed to happen. She was supposed to fall for me like all the other girls. Now I look like a fool.(HaHa you are one!)

Stupid, snobby, ugly, pathetic Prince, Alanna thought, I tried to give him a second chance, but he had no right to talk to me like that. Ugh, how are Thom and George friends with him? Probably cause he doesn't treat them like an empty shell. That's all he see's of women, the outside. He doesn't even try to get to know them. If he did he would know that not all of them are clueless, but the women don't even care! She sighed. I guess people will never change. (Alanna is outside)

(In the ballroom)

"Jon what did you say to her?' asked Thom, shocked at his sister. So Jon told them what he said.

"You idiot! What was she supposed to say? 'Wow fighting in a war? No Way!'" Raoul said.

"But it was a little rude of her to blow up like that," said Gary.

"No way," Thom said, "Jon, I can't believe you would act like that to any girl, let alone Alanna. SHE-HAS-A-BRAIN," he said the last part slowly to let it sink in.

"Yeah, I mean even the ditziest girl would know that there is fighting in a war," said Alex.

"Well, I'm not used to women actually being intelligent around me, I mean honestly," Jon said defensively.

"Yes, but I told you Alanna was different, I mean you saw her wearing boys clothes, you should have known better than to think it was all a lie." said Thom, shaking his head, sometimes Jon could be a real idiot.(yeah Thom)

"Great women thinking and yelling at me, what is the world coming to," Jon said. Thom gave him a look of disgust.

"I'm gonna go find Alanna,"said Thom.

(in the gardens)

"Alanna?" Thom called.

"Over here, Thom I don't know how you are even friends with that snobby prince, he is such a jerk," Alanna said angrily.

"I know, I can't believe he said that to you," Thom replied.

"Yeah, well I feel bad for you, being his squire, this probably puts you in an odd position," she said.

"Well, yeah, but I'm still glad you spoke up," said Thom, supportedly.

"Ugh, the priestess is gonna kill me," she replied.

"Oh well it wasn't your fault," Thom said.

"Try telling that to her, supposedly snobby prince is flawless," Alanna said with a laugh at how untrue it was.

"Well, I should probably leave," Thom said.

"Yeah, me too," Alanna said and with a hug they left.

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