DM666: This is the twelve days of Christmas only it's what Boris would give to people. It is better if you sing along, though not out loud.
Tyson: On the first day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Max: On the second day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree
Ray: On the third day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Kai: On the fourth day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Everyone: On the fifth day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Five rabid dogs,
Kai: Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Hilary: On the Sixth day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Six poisonous frogs,
Everyone: Five rabid dogs,
Kai: Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Bryan: On the seventh day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Seven electric shocks,
Hilary: Six poisonous frogs,
Everyone: Five rabid dogs,
Kai: Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Spencer: On the eighth day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Eight bags of drugs,
Bryan: Seven electric shocks,
Hilary: Six poisonous frogs,
Everyone: Five rabid dogs,
Kai: Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Ian: On the ninth day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Nine loaded guns,
Spencer: Eight bags of drugs,
Bryan: Seven electric shocks,
Hilary: Six poisonous frogs,
Everyone: Five rabid dogs,
Kai: Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Tala: On the Tenth day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Ten piles of dog shit,
Ian: Nine loaded guns,
Spencer:Eight bags of drugs,
Bryan: Seven electric shocks,
Hilary: Six poisonous frogs,
Everyone: Five rabid dogs,
Kai: Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Mr. Dickinson: On the eleventh day of Christmas Borisgave to me,
Eleven sleazy hit men,
Tala: Ten piles of dog shit,
Ian: Nine loaded guns,
Spencer: Eight bags of drugs,
Bryan: Seven electric shocks,
Hilary: Six poisonous frogs,
Everyone: Five rabid dogs,
Kai: Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.
Voltaire: On the twelfth day of Christmas Boris gave to me,
Twelve poisoned turkeys,
Mr. Dickinson: Eleven sleazy hit men,
Tala: Ten piles of dog shit,
Ian: Nine loaded guns,
Spencer: Eight bags of drugs,
Bryan: Seven electric shocks,
Hilary: Six poisonous frogs,
Everyone: Five rabid dogs,
Kai: Four scorpions,
Ray: Three dead rats,
Max: Two exploding letters,
Tyson: And an A-bomb in a Christmas tree.