Diary of Sirius Black
Disclaimer: Sirius's not mine; that honor goes to Ms. Rowling.
December 25th-morning
I think Remus and James are trying to be funny, giving me this "diary". Remus says girls are attracted to sensitive guys, but I doubt any of them have friends who make them keep diaries… Ahh, well, hence today, I christen you Journal.
December 30th-lunch
Actually lunch is after. I'm still stuck in History of Magic. Binn's is droning on and on about some whatsits and everyone who's not sleeping is either eating, drinking, drawing or reading. Uhoh, got to go, Wormtail's drooling on his desk again.
January 4th –After Potions
GOD IT'S BEEN AWFUL! Prongs forgot to wake me up this morning and by the time I got to class, it was already half over. And if that's not bad enough, I got Snivellus as my partner. (this is because no one else wants him). Throughout the whole period, he kept looking at Narcissa in a way that made me want to hurl. When I finally told him to stuff those toad eyes of his back into his head and help me finish the project, he insulted me in such a way that made me actually transform him into a toad. So now it's off to detention with Slughorn.
January 16th –Before bed
Prongs has officially lost it. I was kicking Moony's butt in a game of wizard chess when Prongs strolled in singing "Life is Beautiful". He says he's met the most beautiful girl in the whole world. The name was something like "Lilly"… or was it "Frilly"? She can't be all that or I would have dated her sometimes in my 5 years of being here. After all, I am Sirius Black, hottest guy in school, thank you very much.
February 2nd –During Quidditch Practice
Finally met the "gorgeous" lady (her name really is Lilly). She's not bad looking, though not nearly as beautiful as me. She waved at us as we came to the field, but Prongs just stood there, not moving. After 5 minutes he turned blue and we realize that he had forgotten how to breathe. It took both me and Moony to knock some sense into him. Geez, if a decent looking girl can cause so much drama, I might get arrested for the untimely death of a few fan girls.
February 14th-lunch
Things to do:
count the pile of valentines on my bed and have Wormtail alphabetize them for me so I could reply later
keep an eye on Prongs and make sure he doesn't kill himself while attempting to impress Lilly
find Moony a date (and he needs one badly)
make sure Snivellus is miserable
remain perfectly beautiful while doing all of this
(it's late, 2am, and I'm tired. Hope you liked this. Please read and review. Thanks)