Disclaimer: No way do I own them. I wish I was rich...But when I went on that 2 months vacation, my brother got me every single Inu. eps! And 3 movies! All in Japanese with english subtitles. Awesome huh? Heehee...I don't wanna brag though...(smacks myself on the head.)
A/N: Kikyou bashing ahead...Oh and I was planning on putting this chapter before I left but I had to cancel the Internet. I missed you guys...
Perfect Life
By DarkMiko05
Last Time:
(Inuyasha's POV.)
Kagome and Souta didn't know it but I can hear them perfectly clear through their whispers. So, the squirt thought I was a hero huh? Weird kid. Oh shit...Shippou's coming tomorrow. I hate that stupid brat.
Making a few more steps, I heard Souta ask the question: "Kagome, will Inuyasha be my brother-in-law or what?" I blushed. That would be nice...WHAT IN THE SEVEN DEPTHS OF HELL AM I THINKING! Shaking my head to clear that out, all I knew was that she'll never want me as her husband or mate or whatever. I'm just a stupid hanyou. A worthless stupid pathetic hanyou. I sighed to myself when I reached the porch.
"Oi, you guys hurry up! You're gonna freeze to death!" I yelled at them to get in. Boy...this is gonna be a long night. Aw...crap I have a Math test tomorrow too!
Chapter 3
"Souta, hold still! If you keep on moving I can't bandage you up!" Kagome yelled with a hint of frustration. The threesome had just gotten in Inuyasha's home and Kagome had started to wrap Souta in bandages.
"But Kagome!...It hurts!" Souta whined, still trying to get out of her grasp.
"Just stay still. You're gonna get infections or something. This will make you feel better...After the stinging pain from the alcohol." Kagome said while lifting up his shirt. A large cut was on his back, starting at his left shoulder and ending diagonally on the middle of his back. "Souta...just hold still okay?" Dabbing it with a clean cloth and alcohol, she cleaned most of the dried blood.
"Ow...Done yet?" Souta asked, desperately.
"Yeah...Just a sec. There. You okay?" Kagome asked while wrapping the last piece on.
"I'm fine Kag- Inuyasha! Finally you got here! She's a witch with bandaids!"
"Yeah...I just fell asleep in the hall-"
"What? Souta! You owe me for wrapping you up!" Kagome exclaimed while cleaning up. She mumbled about evil, coniving little brothers.
"You guys done? I wanna get some shut eye here." Inuyasha yawned out tiredly. He looked down at Souta and ruffled his hair. "We have school in four hours. It's 4:15 now..."
"Kagome, can I bunk with Inuyasha? Pleeease!" Souta yelled out excitedly.
"Sure. As long as it's okay with him." Souta stared up at Inuyasha with puppy dog eyes.
"Okay, okay! You can bunk with me kid. Just don't give me that look...It's creeping me out!"
Morning: 7:29 am
It was a wonderful morning. The sun was shining, and birds were chirping away. The air was filled with that new smell. Like new flowers were born. Yep, that was a great morning. Nothing could ever ruin it...Just one minute away until they woke up. A light ringing sound was heard through the house.
BOOM!
CRASH!
CRAAAACK!
In the house where Inuyasha, Kagome and Souta were residing had woken up...Not too peacefully.
Inuyasha ran upstairs to his room, collided with his closed door and broke it. He landed on the floor with an 'oof'. Jumping to his feet right away, he looked around the room frantically.
"Kagome! What the hell happened? You okay?" His eyes landed on the sitting form on the floor.
"Uh...Yeah I'm fine...Why do you ask?" Kagome answered nervously.
"Just wonderin...What's with the crash?" He asked, tilting his head to the side. Kagome looked down fidgeting with her hands. Her face was red. She gave a sigh and pointed to the far corner. Inuyasha turned himself around and saw...an alarm clock?
"Kagome...how in the hell did you break my alarm clock? Damn...you must have a good arm..."
"Eh...Thanks? Hehe...what time is it anyway?"
Oh...just 7:59...oh wait eight now." He said casually. His eyes suddenly went wide. Golden amber met blue sapphire ones. Both of the owners ran out into the hallway.
"Inuyasha! Ladies first!"
"No way in hell! It's my house so I should go first!" Both of them had reached a specific door down the hall. This door had steam coming out of it.
"No...!" Kagome feel to her knees and fake cried.
"Dammit...we didn't make it...Crap, we're gonna be late." Inuyasha said sadly. Kagome jumped to her feet.
"Souta, get out of the bathroom! I have to go! Hurry!" The door jerked open with a contented Souta walking out. "Finally!" Kagome walked to the door, with a smile only to bump into Inuyasha.
"Oi wench! I was here first!"
"No you weren't! I was moron!"
"I was, bitch!"
"Jerk!"
"Stupid wench!" Inuyasha said with his eyes closed. "You're just a-" He opened his eyes to see a door slammed into his face.
"Thanks a bunch Inu!" Yelled a happy Kagome behind the door.
"Kagomeeeeee! I have to go! Ahhh...! Too late..."
8:20am At Chouwa Highschool.
RING
Kagome and Inuyasha had just made it through the doors of their Math class. They went to their seats in the back and sat down beside eachother. (what a coincidence...) When Inuyasha sat down, he gave Kagome a glare only to recieve an innocent smile and a shrug. Ms. Butte (say cute but with a 'B' Instead of a 'C') had just entered with a hideous face. The class had gone quiet and she started the lesson before the test.
Slightly dozing off, a white note had landed on Kagome's desk. Blinking a couple of times, she delicately picked it up. She opened it and reconized the writing immediately.
Kaggie,
You don't wanna fall asleep in this class do you? I mean Ms. Buttocks is a grumpy, PMS'ed cow right now. So..what are we gonna do about Kikyou? She's such a bitch...Grr...
Inuyasha.
Yashie,
I'm not falling asleep...just keeping my eyes shut...Whatever you're planning on doing to Kikyou...DON'T! I'm taking care of this myself. And maybe Sango but not you. I don't wanna bring you into this. And remember about the Hojo thing?
The one and only, Kagome
Wench,
Yes I do remember the Hojo thing. But who gives a damn? I'm helping too. And how come Sango gets to help and not me? (pouts)
HotGuy
Ass/Jerk
Sango was her friend too, so it makes sense. Don't pout anymore, it makes you look all...funny. lol
SexyChick
Inuyasha was scribbling down his response when a bad odor reached his nose. And it was in front of him too. He looked up with tears in his eyes. This person should take a shower...Is it Kouga? He thought. Rubbing his eyes, he opened his mouth to breathe.
"Aw...Man..You should take a shower or something. Phew, you smell like rotting fruit with B.O...or shit more like- Ms.Buttocks I mean...Hehe...?"
"Inuyasha Taishou! How dare you insult a teacher and passing notes! Detention for one week..." Inuyasha heard a giggle from beside him and he turned towards Kagome. "And Miss. Higurashi! I expected better from you. Detention as well! Go into the hall, the both of you!"
"But-"
"NOW!"
Out in the halls, Kagome and Inuyasha burst into laughter not realizing they will miss the Math test which will take up most of their Math grade.
"Man! You see that look on her face Kagome? It was priceless! How dare you insult a teacher blah, blah, blah." Inuyasha whispered trying to imitate the teacher.
"Yeah! That was...awesome..." Kagome trailed off, looking down at her feet.
"Huh? What's wrong? You okay?" Nodding, Kagome slightly turned her head away from Inuyasha. There was a small cough from behind him. Turning around, he was face to face with Kikyou. 'Shit...' He thought. 'How come I didn't notice her before?'
"Kagome, stay away. Inuyasha is mine and mine alone. If you as to lay one finger on him, you will regret it." Kikyou said while walking towards Inuyasha and linking arms.
"What! Get your dirty arm away from me bitch! I'm nobody's and especially not yours!" Inuyasha yelled and shoved her away. Amitting a sigh, Kagome walked off somewhere else. Regaining her balance, Kikyou chuckled.
"See, Inu-chan? She doesn't want you. You're the only one for me. And she'll just betray you too."
"Shut the fuck up bitch! I don't want you so back off!" Inuyasha yelled and punched her (watching his strength) in the nose. Hearing a slight crack he grinned. (Nevermind the strength then...Oh well! The fake nose is BUSTED!) "Oh yeah, that was for harassing me, and this, this is for Kagome!" He kneed her in the stomache and put a piece of ABC (Already.Been.Chewed) gum in her hair. Grinning to himself, he ran off searching for Kagome. (Actually he pranced off...)
(With Kagome) Scene Change
'Maybe I should stay away from him. After all...I don't want to hurt her again. Even if she is my enemy...Sort of.' Kagome thought grimly. Leaning against the wall outside, she slid down and sat there with her arms around her knees. 'I should just go live with Miroku in Kyoto or something. Sango might wanna come along and Kohaku. I'll take Souta with me. Yeah, that's what I'll do. I'll get away from all of this.'
"AHHH! Some body! Help me!" A loud cry came from the forest beside the school. Kagome, out of her thoughts stood up. "Someone! Please!" Kagome, wasting no time ran into the woods.
"Where are you!" She puffed out.
"Help!"
"Shut up brat. We aren't going to hurt you...much." I new voice joined in. 'That voice...sounds familiar. Where have I heard it before?'
Stopping at the scene before her, she saw a little boy backed up against a tree with a boy her age holding the boys' collar. There were two guys behind the guy her age.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing jerk! Picking on a little guy?" Kagome ran to the pair at the tree. That guy looks familiar... "Let him go!" The guy turned around and looked at her with sky blue eyes. (do u know who it is yet?)
"Kagome? My woman!"
"Kouga! You stupid jerk! Let the kid go!" Kouga obeyed and turned around to face her fully. The little boy ran around to hide behind Kagome's legs. She glared at Kouga.
"Kagome! Fancy meeting you here!" Kouga said as he smiled really big, showing his fangs. He walked towards Kagome and hugged her.
"Arg...Kouga let me go! You're hurting me!" Kagome grounded out. She pushed him away and turned around to face the little boy. "C'mon, let's get out of here." She picked the little boy up and was about to walk back to school when Kouga grabbed her arm, creating a bruise.
"Kagome...Maybe we should stay here and let my friends lead him back to the school. After all you are my woman."
"No Kouga. Just let me go! And I'm not your woman! Let me go!"
"You heard her let her go. Or I would have to run my claws through your pathetic body, puny wolf." A masculine voice said. They both turned around to face...Inuyasha! (Who never knew...)
"She's my woman so I get to do what I want with her! So back off dog-turd!"
"Since when was she your woman, hm? Last time I heard your woman was that bitch Ayumi or something..."
"Say it right dog turd. A-ya-me! And I...She still is..." Kagome got out of Kouga's grasp.
"Kouga! You...Scum! Cheating on her...Again?" Kagome puffed out hotly.
"Well I...I gotta go! See ya around! Hehehe..." Kouga and his gang sped their way to who knows where. Kagome rubbed her sore arm where Kouga had gripped it.
"Kagome, you alright?" She turned to face Inuyasha.
"Yeah. Hey, where's that little boy?" A slight rustle in the bushes behind Inuyasha had caught both of their attentions.
"SHIPPOU!" Inuyasha cried out. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"Oh...Hi Inuyasha. You weren't home so I came by to see what you were up to. I guess..." Shippou answered 'truthfully'. Truth is...you're house has your disgusting scent all over it; wet dog. Like usual.
"Aw... So KAWAII!" Kagome cried and ran towards Shippou. "I didn't get a good look at you, but now I did! So kawaii!"
"Gah! Inuyasha! Help! I can't breathe!" Kagome was giving him a gigantic bear hug.
"Feh. Sucks to be you, kid." Inuyasha said casually and walked off. He pouted a little. But...I wish I was in his spot right now.
"Hey! What does that mean? Do YOU want a hug too...Inu-Baby? Hm...?" Kagome asked while smiling...and gripping Shippou until he turned purple. Or was it blue? (Warning: Up coming sentences might be confusing..I didn't know who was speaking the first time and had to read it over and over again...)
"That would be nice- Hey! No way in hell wench! I don't want a hug from YOU! Have you ever heard of COOTIES! I'll hug you when I get my five cent shot, thank you!"
"Hey! You still believe in that stuff? C'mon! I don't have them! I'm a GIRL! But you on the other hand..."
"I don't have them! You do!"
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do!"
"Nope! None at all!"
"Yeah! I see it crawling all over your face there and...THERE!"
"Ow! That was a pimple! Don't touch!"
"Take that! And this! I see it there and there!"
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Oww! Stop it!" The two were bickering about something so stupid as cooties and missed the little tiny Shippou make his getaway. Time to make them both shut up. I can't take it! They act like a married couple...
"Why do you have cooties all over your face Kagome?"
"For the love of- They're called PIMPLES! Or zits! Your driving me insane!" It had gone all quiet.
"...Hey Kagome..."
"What? You see another cooty?"
"No...What's...That yellow stain...on your shoe...?"
"Eh...? Oh! I don't know. It can be mustard...or something..."
"Are you sure about that...? It smells like something rotted on there..."
"I don't know. Just let me think about it...I noticed it yesterday too. I think it was yogurt. No! I got it! I have a cat at home and I think he uh...had an 'accident' on my shoe..."
"Oh...Well-"
"Meow! Meow!"
"Kagome I never you felt this way about me! I'm surprised! But just to tell you I don't like cats..."
"That wasn't me! It came from over there. Plus...I don't like you that way! Unless YOU like ME..."
"No way! Who would like a cooty faced wench like you?"
"Well gee. Thanks for reminding me I have cooties in the kindest way possible Inuyasha. See ya later..."
"Wait! Uh...Hey! Don't ignore me! Geez...Women..." Inuyasha grumbled. That moment Kagome turned around with fire surrounding her.
"What did you say!"
"Nothing!" Inuyasha said with a squeak. Just then a big demon quietly jumped out of the bush behind Kagome. "Kagome...Don't-"
"Inuyasha you're gonna pay for saying that!" Kagome picked up a rock and winded her arm, getting ready to throw it. Then she let go...except it went backwards and hit the demon in the middle of the forehead with a clonk. Of course Kagome didn't know so she turned around and was about to search for the rock when she saw the demon. "AAAHHHHHHHH! Inuyasha you jerk! You saw the demon and didn't say anything! You were about to let me be demon food? You evil jerk!"
"Well I did say something! But you cut me off! So don't you say I didn't say anything!" Their faces got closer.
"Don't blame this on me! If YOU didn't make me turn around I would be out of this forest by now!"
"Wench! If you didn't ignore me..."
"Helloooo...I'm a big demon here..."
"I wouldn't have ignored you if you didn't remind me I have cooties!"
"Hello? I give up! I'm outta here...Geez they act like a married couple..." The demon mumbled.
"What! MARRIED COUPLE!" The two yelled. Just then they could hear a bell.
"Oh my gosh! I'm gonna be late for class! Thanks a lot Inuyasha!" Kagome ran as fast as she could back to school.
"What! Why do I get the blame? Hey wait for me wench!" Inuyasha ran back to school as well.
"What about me...? I'm just a big demon looking for humans...But nooo I have to go search again...Geez might as well eat bushes..." The demon went to the nearest bush and started eating.
"Boo! You guys can stop arguing...now?" Shippou popped out beside the demon.
"AAAHHHHH!" With a loud scream the demon ran away. Shippou just stood there blinking. T.T
Some Japanese words I used:
Kawaii: Cute
Taishou: I think something along the lines of 'Demon Lord' or Big demon...
Next Chapter: Kikyou is Mental and Inuyasha's Wet Dog Stench Problem!
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