Pheromones
by : Dru
A/N: I kept listening to this song from Wayne's World 1 called Why you wanna break my heart. I LOVE the movie and this song. Anyway, I've had something like this idea brewing inside my head ever since I saw this scene the first time. But tonight it all clicked. The first few lines that they say are directly from the ep. but after that it goes AU.
'Ships : Sarkney, implied (in the first chapter) Lark & Syren.
Disclaimer : I own nothing special. Really, and do you really think that if I owned something like this that this ses. would be pretty much Sark less? Didn't think so. Now read on, enjoy (hopefully) and leave a review on what you thought about it.
Dru, 05:56 AM, 17.04.2005
"Put the gun down, Agent Vaughn. Drop the gun." Sark told Michael Vaughn, as he pointed a gun at Sydney Bristow's head. Oh, he was gonna have some fun tonight.
"Not a chance, you drop yours." Yelled the CIA agent back to him, and Sark really wanted to roll his eyes. Really, couldn't he come up with something more witty?
"Put the gun down now." Sark yelled back. Okay, so maybe this wasn't fun. But he was pretty sure it might get more entertaining later on.
"No, Vaughn, don't!" Syd yelled to her partner, and only thing that popped into Sark mind was drama queen. But now he could have his funmore easily and quicker.
"Drop it. If you love her, you will put the gun down now." Sark said with a smirk, because he couldn't wait to see what Lauren did to agent Vaughn once he droppedthe gun. She was going to be so angry.
After Vaughn threw away his gun, Lauren hit him. That son of a bitch! He fell down and semeed out of it. She rolled her eyes and looked down at the couple.
Typical! She thought, as she saw that the two people had already started practically devouring each other. Every fucking time. She walked down some stairs to get to them.
"Come on, Sark. We have to go. My husband won't be outcold forever." She told the blonde, while she grasped his arm and started pulling. He just tried to push her away.
"Go away, Lauren. We're catching up. You're more around him than me and yet he's supposed to be my boyfriend." Sydney mumbled to the blonde woman. That was true. Lauren did have more time with him, and that was some quality time. But it was all lust and no love. The love was for Syd.
"Well, all three of us will be nothing but in deep trouble if yawn up there wakes up and sees your evil hands on his soulmate." Lauren said with a disgusted look on her face. Some people's relationships could be called that, but definatly not what her husband had with her friend Sydney here. He had no idea what his little holier-than-thou CIA agent did when no one but her or Sark were looking. That's when the real Sydney showed up. And damn, was she fun.
"Damn it, Lauren. Your no fun. Since when are you my voice of reason?" Syd asked, as she tore herself away from an unwilling Sark. Lauren only smiked, not like Sark smirked, this one was all sweet and sugary with something creepy underneeth.
"When you two turned into hormonal teenagers that can't keep their hands off each other. Do you give of some pheromones that make men so atracted to you? Because seriously, what makes them all pretty much chase you where ever you go?" Lauren asked, as Syd picked up Vaughn's gun that he had thrown down there before being knocked out.
"I think it's her personality and mask of purity and innocence. Off course, when you get behind the mask, she more complicated than that but I think most men see her like that because that's all she lets them see. We're just special, lauren. We get to see behind the facade." Sark told his partner, who just once again rolled her eyes. Jesus, this guy was a goner.
"But I've gotta hand it to you, Syd. You do get them trained very well. Just look at Julian. If you worked for the same side I bet he'd have a colar around his neck right now and you the leash. I love that about you." Lauren told her and grinned at her last words when she saw annoyance in Sark's eyes.
"Let's go, Lauren. We've waisted too much time here." He mumbled to her, and this time he was tugging on her hand to get her moving. Oh, how she loved to bug the blondie. She just waved back towards Syd as she was dragged to an exit by an slightly pissed of Mr. Sark.
To Be Continued ...
A/N : That was fun. I love Lauren and Sydney as friends. Sharing Sark. But after this chapter it kinda goes backwards. A lot of flashbacks later in the story. And some chapters will be long and some will be short.