Thank you Ishyzu for reviewing my story time and time again, PoisonuosAkemi4869 please don't kill yourself! I updated just for you, thank you RuByMoOn17 for your awesome review and to Athrun's Girl, I didn't know Kira was older than Athrun thank you for telling me, and thanks Raven2547 for your review, and spirit-of-the-dark-dragoon thank you for your awesome reviews too.
Hey Chibi looks like you got some competition for being my biggest fan lol.
Chibi: Biggest fan! HA I laugh at them all! (Whisper) threaten me like that again and I will quit with this editing job!
Chibi you couldn't even if you tried. (Snatches lord fluffers)
Chibi: HEY GIVE THAT BACK!
Finish the story and you can have him back.
Chibi: (growl and mumble something about doing stuff for friends)
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Chapter 12: The Escape Part 1
"This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end…" Kira and Athrun sang over the intercom system cheerfully for the past 3 hours. You see after their snack the dynamic duo wondered around, got lost, and then somehow managed to get locked in an office. With nothing else to do to pass the time, they sang and drove the whole Versailles insane.
"I don't care what it takes! Find them and shut them up!" Rau Le Creuset's eye twitched for the seventeenth time in ten minutes as the children broke into yet another cheerful chorus of everyone's favorite annoyment song. He began to get one hell of a headache that even Tylenol 3's couldn't cure when they just stopping singing. "Finally," he said happily.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. Oh I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this how it goes…"
"I WANT THEM FOUND, HOG-TIED, GAGGED, THROWN IN A CLOSET DOWN IN THE HULL OF THE SHIP, AND HUNG UP BY THEIR DAMN ANKLES!"
"Yes sir!"
Le Creuset plunked into the nearest chair rubbing his temples, "I'm too old for this. Now I know why I loathe children."
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEIR GONE!" roared a raging blonde. Cagalli slammed her fists onto the desk.
"Please calm down Miss Cagalli," Mwu said still holding his captain.
"But-"
"I know how you feel but we must not act out of rage alright?" Lacus said trying to soothe her best friend and future sister in-law.
"Oh alright," she sighed in defeat.
"You people lost my Kira?" silence was broken as Flay Allster finally had the grip to talk after listening in another room to the crisis.
"Don't you dare talk about my twin like that! He's not yours Allster. You had your chance and lost it miserably," roared the blonde.
"All of you people are so-"
A Gunshot was fired
"God that bitch drove me and Kira insane," Sai lowered the gun and stood behind the fallen girl.
"You –you killed her …" the captain trailed off.
"FINALLY!" everyone yelled as balloons and streamers fell from the ceiling and everyone cheered that the fiancée was dead.
"Wait we still have to get the boys back," Miriallia said.
"Yes but the Mobile Suits take two days to charge," Mwu pointed out.
"What we going to do with her? We can't just leave Flay there… it's un-human-like," Lacus asked.
"True that," Sai agreed.
"Garbage deposable?" asked Cagalli.
"Works for me," the captain smiled. "Tomorrow we'll get our men back," she said in a promising voice.
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(ZAFT)
"NICOL I'M TALKING TO YOU!" roared a ticked-off Yzak to the green-haired boy, but Nicol just kept writing his music like Yzak wasn't even there. That's when Yzak grabbed the music sheet from the boy.
"Hey give it back Yzak!" Nicol tried with all his might to grab it even though Yzak climbed on top of a chair leaving him at a total height disadvantage.
"No not until I know what's going on," Yzak said pissed off.
"WHAT?"
"I SAID I WANT TO KNOW-" but Yzak was cut off by Nicol after he took out the ear plugs from his ear.
"No need to yell Yzak,"
"You mean those were in your ears the whole time?" Yzak said in disbelief.
"Yes so what do you want?"
"Never mind kid," Yzak growled as the greened haired boy just nodded. "Where did you get those any way?"
"Athrun's room why?"
"You put used ear plugs in your ears, ewwwww!" Yzak said freaking out.
"No these are new dumbass. I wasn't born yesterday,"
"Oh does he have any more? This singing is going to cause my death,"
"I don't know, check," he answered.
Yzak left the room and ran into Dearka working on the lights. Yzak almost had a stroke when he heard Dearka sing along to, "I know a song" with the two boys.
"Dearka snap out of it! Don't give in to their brain washing trap!" Yzak panicked shaking his friend. 'So that's their little plan, to brainwash all of us with their singing and take over the ship!' Yzak thought. "WELL YOU'RE NOT BRAINWASHING ME YOU LITTLE TWERPS!"
Dearka looked lost as hell as Yzak ran off down the hall yelling "I will not get brain washed" over and over again.
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Well that's the end of that chapter! I hope you guys liked it; yes I know it was kind of crappy but next chapter will be even better. So 3 reviewsnext chapter sorry this one took so long. My computer was being a bitch so sorry you had to wait so long, well until next time bye!
Chibi: Ahem…
I love you all my fans.
Chibi (taps foot and clears throat)
What's wrong with you? Here's a glass of water.
Chibi: Aren't you forgetting something…
What?
Chibi: I'm finished the damn job!
That's good
Chibi: and if I finished I got something back…
I don't have anything…
Chibi: NekoInuChibi…
(Runs off)
Chibi (chases after) GIVE ME BACK MY LORD FLUFFERS!