A/N: I'm not sure of beast boy's age, so in this fic he's fifteen. If anyone could tell me his real age in the series it'd be appreciated. Sadly, I don't own teen titans. If I did, this would be a movie.

"TITANS! GO!" Robin shouted, as he pulled his staff out from his belt and whirled it in his fingers, the Titans all ran towards their enemy, he was a regular thief, no amazing and whacky identity, what made him special however was that the thing he was stealing happened to be an experimental time device. The criminal in question looked up in surprise, he paused and began to raise his hands in the air in surrender.

"That was easy..." Beast boy said surprised.

"Too easy..." Robin murmured. And true enough, the criminal pulled small pellets out of apparently thin air and threw them at the titans, a plume of smoke appeared, making the titans cough and become momentarily disorientated. But not robin, he ran towards the criminal and delivered a swift kick to the head. The criminal in question skidded backwards and cursed at having lost his bearings and his only chance of a clean escape.

Beast boy shrunk down to dog form to try and track the criminal down by scent before the smoke cleared, unfortunately Cyborg chose that exact minute to step backwards, tripping over Beast Boy he fell backwards onto the experimental time device, in a blue flash of light he disappeared.

-In the middle of the countryside 26 years in the future-

"OOF!" Cyborg said as he hit the ground. Well, actually, he said many other things, but none under PG-13. He looked up and spat the grass out of his mouth. He was just getting up onto all fours when-

-Experimental science lab, present time-

"CYBORG!" Robin yelped and ran in the direction of the flash.

Beast boy shook his head, stupid Cyborg not watching where he was going, he'd have big bruises on his ribs now thanks to that big metal loser. Unfortunately, as Beast boy was crouching and nursing his ribs, Robin did not see him either and following quite accurately in Cyborg's footsteps he too tripped over the already bruised beast boy and fell into the experimental time device.

"OW!" Beast boy yelped.

-In the middle of the countryside 26 years in the future-

"YAAAAAA!"

Cyborg just had time to look up before Robin fell onto him, causing the two of them to crumple to the ground. Admittedly Cyborg had gotten a softer landing. Robin groaned and rolled off of Cyborg, Cyborg cursed some more and was just getting up when-

-Experimental science lab, present time-

"Dude! What is this?! Kick Beast boy day?" Beast Boy demanded, holding his sore ribs.

"Robin? Robin where are you?" Starfire called as she floated in the direction of the second flash, unfortunately as Beast Boy suddenly stood up, her foot connected with his face, sending her toppling into the device as her beloved had done only moments ago.

"MY EYE!" Beast boy shouted in pain.

-In the middle of the countryside 26 years in the future-

"EEK!" Starfire yelped as she fell and landed on Robin and Cyborg.

"Ow..." Robin and Cyborg groaned in unison as they collapsed in a heap together.

-Experimental science lab, present time-

Beast boy groaned on the floor, making the conscious decision never to move again... ever.

"The bad guy got away, you can stop cowering now Beast boy." Raven said flatly.

"Pain..." Beast boy whimpered.

"Where is everyone?" Raven asked with her hands on her hips.

"I don't know, but every one of them has kicked me!" Beast Boy moaned as he sat up and touched the area around his eye which he knew would end up black.

"Let me see that, it looks nasty!" Raven murmured concerned as she reached over to beast boy.

"Oh no you don't! Everyone who's come near me has hurt me!" Beast boy yelped as he jumped backwards closer to the experimental time device.

"Don't be silly, I just want to-" Raven began again as she advanced towards him.

"No!"

"Beast boy!"

"NO!"

"BEAST- YAAA!" Raven yelped as she touched Beast boys face, pushing him backwards onto the experimental time device.

-In the middle of the countryside 26 years in the future-

Cyborg heard the oncoming screams and rolled out the way, just in time to see Beast boy fall to the ground next to him and Raven land on top of him, her elbow connecting rather painfully with Beast Boy's stomach.

"ACK!" Beast boy grunted before curling up into a ball.