READ THIS IT'S IMPORTANT! Yes I have returned with a new story! I hope you all enjoy this one! Please review! I must warn you about OOCness and randomness! It's what I do! Enjoy!
Jobs:
Chapter #1:
It was a dark Saturday night. The duties of the Hokage were getting to be overwhelming for Tsunade-sama. Forced to stay confined to her small office; Tsunade-sama had been forced to drink the contents of her emergency sake bottle.
"Hokage-sama?" A young woman with asks coming in to the room.
"H-hai?" Tsunade slurs focusing in on her apprentice Shizune.
"Here…I think it's the last of the missions for today." Shizune says cheerfully before leaving.
Tsunade growls at the paper work and picks up the scroll that Shizune had just left.
"Missions…what the heck?" Tsunade says, very drunkenly (A/n: don't know if that's a word) as she reads (or tries to) the scroll.
"So let me get this straight…" Tsunade starts, apparently, talking to no one. "I have to place the genin in a workplace for a day…?" she mutters trying to focus in on the characters written on the scroll. "Easy enough"
The next day:
Team 7 were waiting for their sensei at their usually meeting place.
"Yo!" a masked jounin says as he appeared out of no where.
"You're LATE!" A blond boy and pink haired girl accuse loudly pointing.
"You see there was this…" the jounin starts.
"LIAR!" They scream. The masked jounin sighs and rubs his head.
"Well we have some important missions to do today." Kakashi says to his students.
"REALLY?" Naruto, the hyper active blond, yells.
"Yep, but these missions are a little different then what we usually do." He says holding a finger up.
"How are these missions any different?" Sakura, the pink haired girl, asks.
"Are they more dangerous?" Sasuke, the quiet one, finally speaks up.
"It depends on how you look at it." Kakashi says smiling behind his mask. "Here."
Kakashi throws each of his students a different scroll.
"Ano sa Ano sa…what are these?" Naruto asks staring at his scroll then looking to his sensei.
"You will be placed in a workplace for a day. Your missions will be done separately." Kakashi explains.
"WHAT?" Naruto cries. "Now I can't impress Sakura –chan…"
"Great…" Sakura sighs. "Now I can't impress Sasuke-kun…"
"…" Sasuke doesn't say anything. "Now I can't impress…wait…I don't need to impress anyone -grin- I'm special…at least that's what mom told me…grrrrrrrrrrr…MUST KILL ITACHI!" Sasuke crumples up his scroll in his vow of revenge.
"Now read your scrolls and then report to where ever it tells you to go, ja ne." Kakashi disappears in a puff of white smoke while reading Icha Icha paradise.
The three kids look at their scrolls, then at each other, and then back to the scrolls. Sakura, who was growing impatient, hurriedly rolled her scroll open.
"HA I've been assigned to teach preschoolers! This mission will be a synch!" Sakura exclaims. Inner Sakura-"HELL YEAH!"
"Aaa Sakura-chan got such a great job. Now to see mine!" Naruto opens his scroll with a wide grin. He excitedly reads the scroll until…"NANI?" he screams in horror.
"What is it Naruto?" Sakura asks looking concerned at the blond's sudden outburst. Even Sasuke looked at Naruto concerned; as the bewildered team mates watch the blond go paler and paler.
"WHO ASSIGNED US THESE JOBS ANYWAY?" Naruto yells to the sky.
"Tsunade herself." a voice that sounded like Kakashi's says out of the blue.
"WHAT'S THAT OLD BAG PLAYING AT?" Naruto yells in fury flailing his scroll around.
"What job did you get?" Sakura asks trying to avoid getting hit with the wild scroll.
Naruto shoves the scroll towards her. With a raised eyebrow Sakura took the scroll and read it. She suddenly burst out laughing.
Sasuke who was itching to know what Naruto got, but on the other hand too cool to ask; Sasuke took the scroll from Sakura who was now rolling around on the ground laughing and turning a unhealthy shade of blue. Sasuke read the scroll and tried not to laugh himself.
"A librarian? You gotta be kidding me." Sasuke says trying to contain himself.
Naruto was seething with rage. No one even knows if Naruto had ever stepped in to a library in his life. Rumor has it he entered it once, only to run out screaming about how the silence burned his ears.
"I don't even read books…" Naruto complains crossing his arms. Sasuke opens his own scroll and puts it right up to his face so he could read and laugh about Naruto's misfortune with out losing his angst status. As Sasuke reads he grumbles seeing his own misfortune.
"What'd you get?" Naruto asks hoping Sasuke's was worst then his.
"Here…" Sasuke mutters thrusting the scroll to Naruto.
(Oh and if you're all wondering where Sakura is…she's still laughing.)
Naruto reads for a few seconds and then pouts childishly.
"So? All you gotta do is watch a bunch of whiny kids." Naruto says giving the scroll back.
"What'd I miss?" Sakura asks standing up. She was wiping tears of laughter from her eyes and clutching her stomach from laughing.
"Sasuke's a babysitter." Naruto says.
Sakura frowns.
"Don't be mean about it! I'm being a teacher too." Sakura says furrowing her brow at Naruto.
"Sakura…I'm seriously a babysitter." Sasuke shows her the scroll.
This is what it looks like:
Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Team: #7
Occupation: Babysitter
Mission objective:
Watch the toddlers of Kunoichi who are doing missions for the day.
Nakama for this mission: Gaara of the sand
Number of children you will be watching: 15
Location: Konoha's children house
Time: 11:30 – 6:00
Signature of approval:
(Insert Tsunade's signature here)
"Oh…" Sakura says reading Sasuke's scroll.
"It's better then mine." Naruto exclaims shoving his own scroll under Sakura's nose.
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Team: #7
Occupation: Librarian
Mission objective:
Watch library while head librarian is sick.
Stock shelves
Tell people who are loud to be quiet
Enforce the no eating policy
Make sure all books are accounted for at end of the day
Punish those with late fees
Make sure everyone abides to rules
Nakama for this mission: None
Number of books in library: 793923
Location: Konoha Library
Time: 11:30 – 6:00
Signature of Approval:
(Insert Tsunade's signature here)
"Well mine shouldn't be that bad…why are you complaining anyway Naruto? All you have to do is check out books." Sakura scolds.
Name: Haruno Sakura
Team: #7
Occupation: Pre-school instructor
Mission objective:
Take over for teacher who is going through serious therapy sessions at the moment
Continue children's education in basic reading and writing.
Offer moral support
Establish a self-esteem lesson
Do not allow sugar in the class room
Nakama for this mission: none
Number of children: 19
Location: Konoha happy helpers preschool
Time: 11:30 – 3:00
Signature of approval:
(Insert Tsunade's signature)
"Not fair! Sakura-chan gets off earlier then we do! Being a librarian sucks…you realize I have to count all those BOOKS! I hate counting even more!" Naruto exclaims sadly crumpling his scroll in his hands.
"Well we should go…it's 11:15 now." Sakura says looking at her watch.
"Fine…" Naruto whines.
"Later." Sasuke says walking off towards the Konoha children's house.
"Bye Sasuke-kun! Gambate good luck!" Sakura calls. "Bye Naruto." she says simply running towards the direction of the Konoha Happy Helpers pre-school.
"Bye Sakura-chan…this sucks…" Naruto mutters walking towards his mission and worst enemy…BOOKS! (dun dun duuun)
Yay it's finished! Please ignore anyspelling or grammar mistakes for I was half dead half alive when I wrote this...(It was very late at night)Read and Review and don't flame me! The next chapter we get to see the other teams and their jobs! Ja ne!