It's a Twin Thing

by Mandrin Orange

Fred and George have their own untold adventures...especially when it comes to detentions. Rated T for very crude humor, just to be super safe, and slightly sexual situations in the first chapter. Nothing really happens, though.

2. Loving Your Ear

Alright, it's only been 20 minutes and I'm coming back to post more. Heres what some of our fellow authors had to say:

escptheshdw835 said: Heh, that was amusing. I love Fred and George, they're funny. This is well done, perhaps write more?

smiles Seems like Fred and George are getting more publicity then me!

jeevesandwooster said: oh wow. brilliant brilliant BRILLIANT! Fred and George are my absolute FAVORITE characters and this was a masterpiece of Fred and George orneriness. update soon!

grins thank you so much! people like you want me to write more and more. or type. whatever.

xXxLOLAxXx said: good so far update often as i really would like to hear more fred and george are some of my favorite characters

grins wider god, I love Fred and George, too. But why Fred and George? Why not George and Fred? Lol, just kidding!

BloodyPenhand wrote: So funny. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Really nice job! I hope to see another chapter, haha! So awesome.

grins so wide my face falls off I'm here to please! Anyway, back to the story! I hope you enjoy it as much as the first!

Ch.2

Fred and George were huffing and puffing as they ran to Snapes office. This is the conversation they had:

"God Hermione is so stubborn!"

Puff "No kidding!"

Huff "My ear is still throbbing..."

Puff and a Huff "George, shut up. I know you love your ear but..."

Huff and a Puff "I love your ear, too, Fred. No-" Huff "need to get jelous!"

Puff/Huff

"Well aren't you going to say something?" Puff

"Body...not...strong...enough...too...talk..."

"Huh?" Huffity Puffity

"Thinking about Snape and trying to think about you loving my ear and running is harder then I-" Huff Puff Huff "thought."

(Note from author: Told you they huffed and puffed! Haha!)

Their sneakers screeched as they reached the door to their doom. "Well, George, go ahead and open it."

"Me? Your the ear-lover!"

Fred pondered. "You're right. I'll go first." He rubbed his ear and winked. George rolled his eyes.

"You're late!" An evil voice sneered.

Thats it for now...sorry for such a short chapter, the third is coming right behind it.