Hi everyone I'm back and earlier than expected too! Man Something that I thought might come up…that is more privet so don't go asking…didn't come up so…YAY!

WEAPON ENVY

Chapter 1: Wake up Mr. Ratchet

Ratchet woke up in his bed back at Veldin. He Saw Sasha sleeping next to him. It was night. He rolled around in his bed his head and his body in pain. The shaking woke up Sasha. She sat up and looked for a light on the side of the bed. She flipped it on. And turned her head to she Ratchet. She was speechless.

"Hi." Ratchet finally said breaking the ice. Then all of a sudden she ran to the Bathroom and threw up. Ratchet hoped out of the bed.

"Sasha are you alright?"

"I've been a bit sick lately…"

"Sasha are you…" she nodded. Ratchet then hoped up in the air and ran to hugged Sasha from behind her. She turned around and hugged him back. Then went to the sink to wash her mouth out. And came back to Ratchet.

"I've missed you." She whispered.

"Missed me? What happened to me?" Ratchet asked

"You've been there sleeping for 3 weeks…"

"Three weeks?" Ratchet screeched. Sasha shushed him and then she stoke her hand down his cheek and pulled herself closer to him. Her touch was soothing, warm. And as he drew closer to her he could feel her breath it grew heavier and heavier until they were face-to-face and then they kissed.

"The Tyrranoids…they won." Ratchet stood shocked. Guilt started to penetrate the Lombax.

"This planet is the only planet we have left."

"You said they won…don't tell me your giving up."

"We tried but this is something we can't win. They built yet another Bi-obliterator" Ratchet fell backwards into the bed.

"I should have been there." Ratchet said in a gloomy tone

"It isn't your fault. If it weren't for R1-"

"R1!" he said hostile.

"She ruined everything"

"R1 is with us now!"

"What?"

"Al reprogrammed her she's good now." She formed a nervous smile.

"You've gotta be kidding me." Ratchet was outraged but all he could do was laugh like some stupid kid.

"What about Helga?"

"He fixed her too."

"…How could you do that, how could you let him fix R1?"

"We thought…"

"Yes?"

"That maybe we could use her because…you know…you were gone" Ratchet clutched his hands in frustration.

"The next time I see her I'll kill her." Sasha sighed

"Where is she?" he asked

PHOENIX

"We can't just give up!" R1 said

"But the odds of-" Al was cut off

"I don't care about odds we can't give up Veldin! Aren't you guys supposed to be the elite super hero's? Can't you do anything?"

The Q force was mute. Then a huge rumble shook R1 off of her feet.

"It can't be them…not now!" Qwark said his tone distressed.

"Everyone get to your posts now!" R1 commanded

"But what about Ratchet and Sasha?" asked Clank?

"I'll get them you guys just worry about the Tyrranoid fleet!"

"We'll get the drop ship ready!" said the chief Ranger.

RATCHET'S HOUSE MINUTES LATER

R1 broke through a window and stormed into Ratchet's house. Rolling in between Ratchet and Sasha.

"R1?" Sasha asked the robot who was face up flat on the ground. R1 grinned and waved happily.

"Hi." she said a bit nervously at the notice that Ratchet was awake. She stood up and examined him. He didn't look happy. What was she supposed to do? She taped her lip. She had to apologize or something

"…Sorry?" Ratchet glared at her.

"Sorry? Is that all? AFTER WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?"

"Sorry." She smiled and nodded.

"R1 what's going on?" Sasha asked. She suddenly became serious.

"The Tyrranoid fleet has started to invade the planet is defenseless. We have to leave now." Sasha started towards Ratchets ship Ratchet grabbed her and pulled her back.

"How can we trust her?"

"R1's good! Aren't you R1?" they turned to R1 to see her with her hands behind her back and nodding like a little girl.

"I Am" she squeaked pridefully (is that even a word?)

"How am I even supposed to trust you?"

"Because I-" she noticed R1 was watching and whispered something in Ratchets ear.

"That doesn't prove anything!"

"Would you rather sit here the rest of your life and do nothing?" Ratchet then started walking towards his jet and pulled Sasha along with him.

"You better not be screwing with me R1…" R1 fixed her red eyes on him.

PEOPLE YOU NEED TO KNOW…

Ratchet.

SEX: MALE

RACE: LOMBAX

COLOR: YELLOW

LIVE INFO

MOOD: ANGRY/SCARED/CONFUSED

COMING OFF AS: A JERK

MOVEMENT: WALKING

SMART: YES

BIO:

SAVED TWO GALEXY'S FROM AN INSANE PLANET DESTROYING BLARGIAN NAMED DRECK AND FROM CAPTION QWARK WHO UNLEASHED THE PROTOPET MENIS. BOYFRIEND OF SASHA.

HISTORY WITH PERSON

DATA CURRUPTED

She looked at Sasha.

PEOPLE YOU NEED TO KNOW

Sasha

SEX: FEMALE

RACE: LOMBAX

COLOR: BROWN

LIVE INFO

MOOD: SAD/CONCERNED/SCARED

COMING OFF AS: NICE

MOVEMENT: WALKING/HEAD COCKING

HEAD COCK

IN THIS CASE BEING USED AS A SIGNAL TO FOLLOW BEHIND.

R1 started to follow behind the couple.

"Hey Ratchet!" she called from behind.

"I'm sorry." She said again but this time she sounded sincere.

"Shut up!" he snapped

"Let's just get to the phoenix!" Sasha said breaking the anger