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Chapter 2:
Yeah Chapter 2! Thanks to all who reviewed. I got a e-mail the other day from my friend. Apparently Fanfiction no longer allows (or tolerates…whatever you want to call it) writers to answer their reviews. I was like "Wtf?" So if you get an e-mail, please sign the petition. I like answering my readers fics! They have so many nice things to say! Since I'm a chicken and don't want my stories to be taken off; I'm sorry to say I won't be answering reviews until further notice –tear-. However I will list those who do review and Give them each a little note of thanks.
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Elsewhere with Gai's team:
"Good morning my students of bubbling youth and energy!" Gai greets his team with his usual good guy pose.
"Good morning Gai-sensei!" Lee responds saluting his sensei.
Neji merely leaned on a tree watching his sensei and team mate babble about youth and what not. Then Neji noticed something was missing.
"Oi, Gai-sensei? Where's Tenten?" Lee voices Neji's question.
"Unfortunately the power of youth was not enough to fight away the flu bug. Tenten is ill today." Gai says sighing deeply.
"THAT'S AWFUL! We should go and show our support to her!" Lee exclaims.
"Ah Lee…always thinking of others…I'm so proud…" Gai says bringing an arm up to his eyes and wiping tears away. Neji groaned (yes I know it's very un-Neji-ish).
Neji was about to disagree. These two would just make Tenten more ill. Then Neji would be stuck alone with them for even longer. Neji swore not to allow that to happen. He was about to voice his opinion when Gai intervened.
"As much as I wish we could; we can't." Gai states as he shakes his head sadly. Neji sighs in relief as Gai continues. "We've been assigned a new assignment from Hokage-sama. You two will be gaining experience in a world where ninja skills are not required!" Gai says.
"A mission using no ninja skills? How is that possible?" Lee asks gazing intently at Gai-sensei.
"You will be entering the magical world of…Careers!" Gai says smiling broadly.
"Careers?" Neji asks turning so he is fully facing his sensei.
"Hai! Here are your assignments. You will be separated, so do your best! Remember; The power of youth!" Gai says going in to pose before disappearing.
"YES GAI-SENSEI!" Lee yells saluting to where Gai had disappeared.
Neji opened his scroll and opened it. His eye began to twitch as he read.
Name: Hyuuga Neji
Team: Gai's team (A/N: I don't know their number
Occupation: Door to door salesmen
Mission Objective:
Sell as many cosmetics as possible
Nakama for this mission: none
Number of sales needed to complete mission: 5 (or more)
Location: North Konoha district.
First report to "Bidi-san's cosmetic store," to acquire uniform and products.
Time: 11:30 - 4:00
Signature of approval
(Insert Tsunade's Signature)
Neji…a door to door salesman? THE great Hyuuga Neji…genius of the Hyuuga clan...ASALESMAN? and not just any salesman...a COSMETICS salesman!
Neji crumpled his scroll up. What had he done to deserve this? Was god still punishing him from when he almost killed Hinata?
The north Konoha district…
"Shit" Neji muttered.
"What's wrong?" Lee asks.
Neji just hands him the scroll. He was too enraged and embarrassed to speak.
"Here you read mine." Lee suggests handing Neji his own scroll. Neji opened Lee and began to read.
Name: Rock Lee
Team: Gai's team (Look to Neji's scroll for explanation)
Occupation: Caretaker
Mission objective:
Satisfy your subordinates and patients
Nakama for this mission: none
Location: Sunny lane (something has been smudged by a drop of sake) house
Time: 11:30 – 5:00
Signature of approval
(insert Tsunade's signature)
"What's wrong with being a salesman?" Lee asks handing Neji his scroll back.
"Do you realize who lives in the north district?" Neji asks. Lee just shakes his head. Neji is about to answer, but decides it's best to keep quiet. "Never mind" Neji says shaking his head.
"I have to go to some house…and take care of it?" Lee says questioningly looking to the smudge; trying to make out what it might've said.
"It's 11:10 right now, we should go…" Neji says still glaring at his scroll.
"Roger! I'll see you later then. Ja ne!" Lee says disappearing immediately.
Neji reads his scroll one more time before making a move to leave.
"Of all days…why couldn't I be the one who's sick today…?" Neji thinks walking very slowly to "Bidi-san's cosmetic store."
Hooray! Chapter 2 is finished! Please review . They always make me titter with happiness! Especially if you don't flame me! Hope you enjoyed it! Ja!