Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note Please review, I like writing crazy stories, hope you enjoy!

Harry then broke apart from Dudley, winked and said, "See ya around."

Dudley stood awestricken as he watched Harry leave the room. Harry walked back to his bedroom with a satisfied grin, "At least I got to have a taste of apple pie." He thought. He plopped down onto his bed and played with his wand. "My letter should be here any day now." He thought.

The next morning Harry was awoken rudely by Uncle Vernon. "Make breakfast boy!" He yelled.

Harry groaned, rolled out of bed and scratched his balls. He quickly got dressed and walked to the bathroom where he took a very large shit. He flushed, but decided against washing his hands. He walked to the kitchen where he quickly cooked a breakfast of eggs, bacon and fried toast. Dudley bounded in with his blubber wiggling in a lava lamp fashion. Harry stared hypnotized and felt a little rise in his pants.

"Mornin." said Dudley.

"Hey." said Harry winking.

Harry served Dudley and extra portion of bacon. He loved his men meaty. The family ate breakfast while Harry at dried toast with a glass of water.

Suddenly a loud THUD was heard. Aunt Petunia screamed. Harry suppressed a laugh. "It was just a Hogwarts owl. Christ, you'd think they'd be used to these owls after 7 years, I guess not." thought Harry.

"Get your damned mail, Harry." said Vernon. Vernon gave up on being enraged with these owl letter, they sure beat swarms of them.

Harry opened and read his letter, it was the usual list of books and the usual note telling him to be at platform 9 1/3 for Sept 1st. Yadi Yadi Yada…

"I'm going back to school!" exclaimed Harry with glee.

Dudley suddenly burst into tears and ran upstairs, you could hear his thundering steps. Petunia and Vernon were shocked. Harry continued his breakfast. After breakfast Harry walked up to Dudley's room.

"Hey Dudders?" said Harry, "You ok?"

"No!" wailed Dudley, "you're leaving."

"Yea, you knew I had to go." said Harry.

"So what happened last night meant nothing to you?" asked Dudley in between sobs.

"Of course!" said Harry, "Besides we still have a week to shag."

Dudley smiled.

Harry saw a rise in Dudley's pants, "How about some fun?" said Harry seductively.

"Ok." agreed Dudley.

Harry did some censored behavior and wiped his mouth. "Time to go see Ron!" said Harry, "I'll see you in June!"

Dudley felt sudden rage and threw an ink bottle at Harry. It landed close to Harry feet and spilled on the floor. "Scorify!" said Harry waving his wand. The ink cleaned up.

Dudley ran and tore up Harry's entire school book collection. Harry sighed with amusement. Waved his wand and said, "Reparo."

"Stupid magic!" wailed Dudley.

Harry gave Dudley a hug, and said, "Hey cheer up big guy! I made you rice pudding! It's in the fridge. I know how much you love rice pudding. But we'll always have apple pie." With that Harry winked and appearated to the Burrow.

Dudley walked down the stairs with tears pouring down his face in the fridge was his rice pudding and beside it was a fresh Apple Pie. he'll eat it at sunrise.