Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note Please review, I like writing crazy stories, hope you enjoy!

Harry arrived at the Burrow and was instantly greeted by the Weasley's. He saw a familiar none Weasley face it was Hermione Granger! Hermione held out a large envelope and said "This arrived for you, Harry. It's a letter from Hogwarts."

"I already got mine though." Harry said while looking extremely puzzled.

He opened the letter and read. "Well I'll be damned! I'm Head Boy!" exclaimed Harry.

"Hurray!" exclaimed the Weasley's.

"This means we get to share the head bathroom!" exclaimed Hermione.

Suddenly all the lights went out. Ron screamed. Hermione and Harry created some candles in mid air. "That should do it." Harry and Hermione said together.

Ron blushed scarlet and turned his face away from Harry and Hermione.

Mrs. Weasley made Harry a huge breakfast despite her lack of money, while everyone else ate smaller portions. "Only the best, for my favorite son!" chimed Mrs. Weasley beaming.

"But I'm not…" said Harry blankly, "I'm a nobody, nobody understands me!" He yelled.

He finished his breakfast and ran up stairs. Sobbing he hid behind a large curtain. "Oh god I miss Dudley." thought Harry, "What will I do until June, better yet, who should I o until June?"

Harry tried his best to choke back sobs as he heard Hermione and Ron searching for him. "He's not under here!" stated Ron, looking under a pillow.

"Of coarse he isn't you idiot!" yelled Hermione, "He has to be somewhere logical."

"Well I hate you!" yelled Ron.

"Well I HATE you!" yelled Hermione.

"I love you." said Ron.

"I love you and Harry, but I can't make up my mind." said Hermione.

Ron stood baffled, "Bitch." He muttered.

"I heard that!" yelled Hermione.

"What's that sobbing sound." asked Ron murderously.

"It's Harry, you imbecile!" yelled Hermione.

Hermione pulled back the curtain. "Harry it's you!" she exclaimed as she flung her arms around his neck.

"You found me." said Harry.

"What's wrong, why are you crying?" asked Hermione with concern.

"Yea, what's up mate?" asked Ron.

"Ron, shut-up!" yelled Hermione, "I'm trying to talk to Harry."

"I have a secret but I can't tell it because you will laugh at me." said Harry.

"No." said Ron solemnly.

"What did I tell you!" yelled Hermione who then charms some Canaries to attack Ron.

"I just miss apple pie so much." He sobbed.

"Apple pie?" asked Hermione, "OMG, you like some other girl." Hermione ran out of the room sobbing.

"It's not like that!" yelled Harry, "I just miss my cousin Dudley."

Hermione popped her head in through the threshold and said "Oh ok. Everyone falls for there cousin at least once. I understand." She hugged Harry.

"Thanks for caring." said Harry, "Want to be my girlfriend?"

"Sorry as much as I love you and all, I have to be with Ron, see jealousy and fighting equals love. You know the drill." explained Hermione, "You have to date and dump Ginny first, because she's the new and improved super Ginny-sue."

"Oh ok." said Harry.

"GIN!" yelled Harry, "You and me together."

"I thought you'd never ask!" exclaimed Ginny.

"I still miss my apple pie." said Harry sadly.

"Now we'll be one big happy Weasley family!" gushed Ginny.