Fred and George came over early! Okay...it goes like this:
You link arms with your twin.
Then you skip in a circle.
Be sure to be holding a butterbeer.
Sing:
Oh dungbombs, oh dungbombs!
We love you lots, dungbombs!
You make us rich
Yes, fithy rich
dungbombs, oh dungbombs
Your the smelliest of dungbombs
You reek of dung
Just like Snape
dungbombs, oh dungbombs
And then you reapet or add your own verses. It's a crappy jigg, I know, but it came off the top of my-I mean-Fred and George's heads.
Ch. 5
"Can't wait till Hogsmead weekend..." Fred sighed as they left Dumbledore's office.
"No kidding," George agreed.
"150 housepoints in one day," Fred sighed. "Perhaps we should lay off a little."
George stopped and took his brother by his shoulder. "Are you kidding me?"
"It would be the ultimate prank," Fred bribed.
"I like the way you think, Fred." George said and patted him on the back. They started walking to the common room. "Continue, my fellow master mind."
"Evil Genius."
"Right, sorry."
"Well, what if the Weasly Twins turned so pratty that they were like their older prat master of all prats, Percy? We could be doing all sorts of pranks, and nobody'd every suspect us."
George nodded. "So it's like, a million pranks in one?"
Fred nodded and shook his brother's hand. "It's a twin thing."
Note: Sorry for such a short chapter but it's really not when you inclued the jig. Just setting up an actual plot...it's not as funny as the other chapters and I deeply and sincerly apologize. Further chapters I will try my best to rock your socks!