Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note Please review, I am having so much fun with this story, sorry some of you think it's perverted, the Harry/Dudley stuff is so preposterous I had to do it, to make fun of slash fandom… hence the reason why this story is under parody and humor. Also I'm very against 'the one big happy Weasley family" so I'm going to poke fun at it, honestly… it is so cliché." Hope you enjoy my story."

"Let's play quidditch!" said Ron who was covered in bruises from Hermione's canaries.

"Ok!" exclaimed Hermione, "I love quidditch."

"Don't act like you understand quidditch!" yelled Ginny as she protectively threw her arms around Harry's neck. "He's mine bitch." she thought.

"Control your sister!" yelled Hermione to Ron.

Ron turned scarlet. The group walked out into the Weasley's backyard and divided into teams. Harry and Hermione paired much to Ginny's disgust. Harry and Hermione won with Harry's awesome quidditch skills.

"You go Harry!" exclaimed Hermione.

Ron and Ginny pouted.

Harry beamed. "What a great game!" with that he kissed Ginny passionately.

"Yo! She's my sister mate!" exclaimed Ron.

"And you're my best friend!" smiled Harry, "It's natural, besides how else will the big happy Weasley family work out?"

"True." said Ron.

Mrs. Weasley called Harry, Ginny, and Ron to come in. Hermione trailed behind because the main female role was now taken by Ginny-sue how is much better suited for Harry. "Time to go to Diagon Alley to see my rich sons… er… get your school supplies."

Harry, Hermione and Ron appearated in Diagon Alley and waited for Mrs. Weasley and Ginny. When Ginny and Mrs. Weasley found Harry, Hermione and Ron, Harry noticed Ginny was a bit dirty because of using Floo Powder. "You got dirt on your nose" said Hermione with disgust.

"I remember when she said that to me." Ron said blushing scarlet.

Hermione blushed. "Well you were pretty dirty."

"I hate you." Ron smiled.

"I hate you more." Hermione smiled.

"Aww! Young love!" sighed Mrs. Weasley.

"No I do!" yelled Ron.

"No I do!" yelled Hermione.

"Stop fighting! For just two minutes, please stop fighting!" yelled Harry, "geez!"

"Sorry Harry." said Hermione and Ron together.

After they all bought their supplies they stopped into Fred and George's shop. "Harry we know you're loaded but you get anything you want from our store, for free!" They exclaimed.

"Sweet!" exclaimed Harry.

"What about me? I'm your brother and I'm poor." questioned Ron.

"Yea, but your not Harry." said Fred and George.

Harry "bought" something for everyone, but saved them for Christmas. "Now I'll get to save my money!" thought Harry.

Hermione and Ginny wandered over to the love section, "We should stock up on love potions Hermione."

"Why?" asked Hermione

"Because in order to keep the One Big Happy Weasley Family in tact without you and Harry having an affair we need them!" explained Ginny.

"Silly me!" laughed Hermione, "How could I forget that!"

Ginny and Hermione took the whole supply of love potions and brought them to the cash desk. "You can have those for free Hermione" smiled George.

"Ginny you're to young to think about love, sixteen is far to young, although we had dates for the Yule Ball at fifteen, you can't have romantic interests. Let alone date Harry! Whore!" said Fred.

"I can date who ever I want!" yelled a furious Ginny.

"Well you still have to pay!" smiled George.

"Time to go home!" said Mrs. Weasley, "It's getting late you-know-who maybe be lurking anywhere!"

"Harry will save us!" chimed Ginny.

"Why do I always have to do the saving!" whined Harry.

"Because you're the boy who lived!" exclaimed Hermione, "I read it in Hogwarts a History!"

"NO WAY!" exclaimed Ron.

"WAY!" exclaimed Hermione.

Everyone went back to the Burrow. Unfortunately only Harry got to have supper because they only had enough money left to give Harry his usual portions. "Off to bed young ones! School's tomorrow!" said Mrs. Weasley.

Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny went upstairs. "I have a wicked idea!" Ginny said with glee.

"What?" questioned Harry, Hermione and Ron.

"Harry could sleep in my room, and Hermione can sleep in your room Ron." She explained.

"I'm down with that!" said Ron

"I'm happy as long as I don't sleep in a cupboard!" said Harry.

"I guess I could share one night with an imbecile." said Hermione.

So off to bed they went.

"You can share my bed." Ginny said seductively.

"I miss apple pie." wailed Harry.

Harry curled up in a fetal position on what would be Hermione's bed and sobbed himself to sleep.

"So much for a fun sleepover." muttered Ginny.