It's a Twin Thing

by Mandrin Orange

Fred and George have their own untold adventures...especially when it comes to detentions. Rated T for very crude humor, just to be super safe, and slightly sexual situations in the first chapter. Nothing really happens, though.

6. The Return of the Basalisk

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Everyone's writing disclaimers so heres mine: I don't own anything. I wish I owned James and Oliver Phelps, though.

drools-

Ch.6

Once Fred and George entered the common room, Harry and Ron had stoped dancing and were sitting down, reading books. Well actualy Hermione was. Harry was playing hang-man in the front cover of Standard Book of Spells Grade 4 with Ron.

"Hey Fred. George." Dean grunted. " How was detention?"

"Peachy! We broke stuff, got sent to Big D's, almost had to moon him, oh yeah, peachy," Fred replied.

Your not acting pratty! George glared.

Can't we tell Dean and Seamus?

No!

"Now, I think we should go study. Right, Fred?"

"Er, right."

Dean, Hermione, Harry, and Ron turned to face them. "You're kidding, right?" Hermione asked.

"Nope. OWLS are important, you know," Fred sighed.

Hermione smiled. "Finally, you get it!"

The twins walked upstairs.

"You think Dumbledore's letting Filtch hang kids by their ears and beating them again?" They heard Harry ask.

George sighed dismally. Maybe this was a bad idea after all.

When they entered their dorm, the sat on Fred's bed.

I can't do this, George.

Hey, you thought of it!

No, you did!

You!

You!

You're ridiculous.

I know. Genes, I guess.

Jeans! That's it! Fred, I thought of a new prank!

Like what?

Well...we sort of...do this jinx...on somebody's jeans...

Continue.

"I think I'll be off," Harry sighed. He just lost the game.

Hermione held up a hand. "Wait. Listen!"

"What?" Ron asked.

"No, really, listen," they heard slithering on the wall.

"You think it's a..."

"It can't be..."

"It's not..."

"BASALISK!" They all screamed and ran around the room, until Harry and Ron ran into eachother and Hermione tripped over them both.

Fred and George came down the steps. "Get a room, you guys."

"No-" Hermione pointed to the wall.

"Oh that? Our toilet flushes funny," George laughed.

"Peeves shoved something down there," Fred continued.

"Yeah, so every time we flush it hisses and gurgles."

"Kind of like a snake."