Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note HBP SPOILERS in this chapter! Please take the time to review if you like it or hate it

Harry and Hermione sat in silence for about an hour, before Hermione suggested that they can go sit with Ron. Harry followed Hermione as they searched each compartment, when suddenly Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle got in their way.

"Well if it isn't Potty and Mudblood." sneered Malfoy.

"Ok really Malfoy, you'd think after seven years of Hogwarts you'd think or fresh material, and quite frankly I'm surprised your even hear after the stunt you pulled with Dumbledore last year." replied Harry.

Crabbe and Goyle flexed their muscles. Harry laughed, "I've faced Voldemort countless times and you seriously think I'm afraid of you? You honestly don't think I could defend myself against you idiots. Just go, you don't belong her, just get out of here."

Crabbe and Goyle slinked off into their compartment. Hermione looked impressed.

Malfoy looked nervously, "I'm not going to Hogwarts, McGonagall won't allow it. I'm going to work at Zonko's in Hogmeade."

Harry and Hermione laughed hysterics. "I'll get you, you know I will Potter." He sneered. Harry and Hermione continued laughing. They laughed their whole way to Ron's compartment.

"What's so funny?" asked Ginny, kissing Harry on the cheek.

Harry clutched his chest and winced in pain. "What's wrong?" asked Ginny with concern.

"Nothing," said Harry, "It's just when you kiss me, the monster in my chest roars and thrashes about."

"Oh my!" said Ginny, "That's not good."

"Anyway what was so funny?" asked Ron.

"OMG, Harry like totally told Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle off!" exclaimed Hermione.

"Why are you talking like that." asked Ron.

"So you don't have to meet my maturity in order to go out with me." explained Hermione

"Sweet." said Ron, "So you want to be my girlfriend?"

"Hermione blushed, "Yes."

"Awww!" sighed Harry, Ginny and Luna in unison.

"I heard the new defense against the dark arts teacher is really Warvol!" said Luna.

"Oh really!" Ginny said, pretending to believe her.

"Yep, says so in the Quibbler!" Luna said dreamily, "But you know, I can't help but wonder what crazy you-know-how type adventures the trio is going to find themselves in?"

"The trio as in us?" asked Harry, Hermione and Ron in unison.

"Yes!" said Luna.

"What about me?" asked Ginny.

"Your not a trio member, your Ginny-sue, hero's girlfriend!" exclaimed Luna, "A much better role then a brainy sidekick!"

"Hey, I find that offensive." frowned Hermione.

"The truth hurts." said Luna.

"We should be there any moment!" said Hermione, "Let's get into our robes!"

Everyone changed.

"Harry I didn't know you were so well endowed" said Hermione in awe.

"Yup, my pride and joy." smiled Harry fondly.

Ron's face matched his hair color as he turned to face the corner to change.

Once they were all changed and ready they sat and chatted for fifteen minutes about their classes and who was hot and who was not. The train stopped.

"We're here!" Ginny exclaimed with glee.

They all left the compartments and headed for another year at Hogwarts.