Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note HBP SPOILERS in this chapter! Please take the time to review if you like it or hate it

McGonagall stood up to speak, "Welcome back students of Hogwarts, I see there is a lot less of you this year, let us hope it's not because of death." She paused, "As most of you now know I am the new headmistress, Professor McGonagall. I would also like to take this opportunity to introduce the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Ridgewood."

A tall, woman with long, sleek black hair stood up, bowed her head and sat back down.

"And our new Transfiguration teacher, Professor Novo."

A man with grey, wiry hair stood up, with his face scowling, he bowed his head and sat back down.

"Now on with the sorting!" announced McGonagall.

There weren't many first year at all; there were only eleven first years in total. Gryffindor had three first years, two girls and a boy.

"Not a big group this year…" trailed Neville, who was sitting on the other side of Harry.

"Well it makes sense." said Hermione, "A lot of people are either dead or their parents don't want them to come here now that Dumbledore's gone."

After the welcoming feast, Harry and Hermione lead the first years to the common room and gave them the password periwinkle.

Harry and Hermione were first to climb into the common room, closely followed by Ron and the first years. Hermione lead the two first year girls to their dormitory and Harry lead the one boy first year to his dormitory.

Harry came back to the common room and sat in his favorite chair. He took the object out of his pocket, it glistened in the firelight. It was a heavy, golden locket.

"What are you looking at?" asked Hermione

Harry jumped, "Oh, it's you, I thought you were Ginny." He sighed,

"Is that for Ginny?" questioned Hermione.

"Nope it's one of Voldemort's Horcruxes. I just have to destroy it. Then that's three gone four more to go!" exclaimed Harry.

"What are you guys talking about?" said Ron, jumping in on the conversation. Harry re-explained it and told him not to tell Ginny.

Harry set the locket on the table, "Destoius Voldeous!" He exclaimed.

The locked turned red hot and emitted a scream. The locket cooled down. Harry picked it up and put it around Hermione's neck.

"A present." He winked at her.

"Hey!" yelled Ron, "She's my woman!"

"What did you just say!" exclaimed Hermione with rage.

"Oh shit…" said Ron.

"See ya!" Harry said as he quickly ran to bed.

"I AM NOT YOUR OBJECT!" yelled Hermione, her face red with fierce anger.

"I sorry." whispered Ron.

"YOU THINK THAT I CAN BE OWNED!" yelled Hermione, "THAT'S IT RON! WE'RE THROUGH!"

"I can ch…" Ron paused, "We weren't dating yet."

"GO UP TO YOUR DORMITORY BEFORE I CURSE YOU TO OBLIVION!" yelled Hermione.

"Shit…" stated Ron as he ran up the stairs.

"You're in trouble." said Harry.

"Thanks for clarifying that mate." sighed Ron.

Harry and Ron changed and went to bed. Harry laid on his four poster bed, a single tear fell from his eye, He betrayed his Applepie, his Dudders. All for Ginny, whom he didn't even like anymore, because he was falling for his best mates basically girlfriend, He's only destroyed three Horcruxes and he still had to kill Voldemort. Life was so unfair and confusing. He sobbed himself to sleep late into the night.