Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note HBP SPOILERS in this chapter! Please take the time to review if you like it or hate it, OH sorry for the shorter updates, I have started college, I have term papers and assignment to do. Thanks for the understanding.

Harry awoke with a start in the middle of the night with a start. He panted, and noticed his sheets were wet and sticky. "I should not be having these types of dreams about Voldemort." He thought, "I should be having those types of dreams about Dudley, Hermione, Ginny or even Ron." He waved his wand and muttered "Scorify." With that the sticky mess was cleaned up. He rolled over and went back to sleep.

He awoke to the sound of Ron falling out of bed. "Fuck!" said Ron, rubbing his forehead.

"Have a nice trip!" laughed Harry.

Ron stared blankly at Harry while Harry doubled over laughing in his hysterics.

"My day is going to be horrible, I just know it!" complained Ron, "Hermione is never going to want to date me, and I never apologize, I need to have a near death experience before Hermione and I will make up! Harry, help me have a near death experience."

"I can't give my best friend a near death experience intentionally!" exclaimed Harry in shock. "You'll just have to be better involved with me finding the Horcruxes, I have 4 more to find you know."

Ron groaned and walked out of the dormitory. Harry followed close behind.

"Hi Harry!" smiled Hermione.

"Hi Harry!" exclaimed Ginny and Romilda together

"Good morning ladies!" Harry exclaimed winking at them.

Ron stormed out of the Gryffindor common room. Harry put his arms around Hermione and Ginny and walked down to the dining hall with Romilda fanning Harry as he walked. He took a seat beside Ron and Hermione and waved Romilda and Ginny away. Ginny looked crestfallen, as she took as seat beside Hermione.

Ron and Hermione stared at each other with hateful eyes. "So…" Harry stated. "I was thinking about looking for a Horcrux in the Chamber of Secrets!

"Why there?" asked Ron.

"Because that's where I found the first Horcrux!" said Harry, "So it makes sense, obviously."

"No Harry, it doesn't make sense." said Hermione in her matter of factually voice, "Voldemort is more likely to hid his soles else where so people won't find them."

"Well no one but me would think to look in the same spot, so he obviously hid them in the same spot." stated Harry.

"But it's just not sensible." stated Hermione.

"Are you the boy-who-lived? Are you the Chosen One?" questioned Harry, "I think not. We're looking where I say we're looking."

"Harry's right you know." said Ron nodding in agreement.

"Oh shut up Ron, you just because you have the intelligence level of a teaspoon, doesn't mean you have to agree with everything Harry says." she exclaimed.

"No fair you just switched around the wording of an already used insult from fifth year!" complained Ron.

Ron took a mouthful of egg and started chocking.

"Oh no! Ron's choking!" exclaimed Harry.

Ron passed out and Hagrid saw the whole scene and carried him up to Madam Pomfrey, instead of helping Ron dislodge the egg.

"Er-my-nee" Ron croaked as he lay in his hospital bed.

Hermione was in tears. "I love you Ron."

"He's going to be alright." Madam Pomfrey explained, "I dislodged the egg. He needs rest, SO PISS OFF!" she bellowed.

Harry, Hermione and Hagrid left the room.

"God damn near death experiences" thought Harry, "I've had plenty of them and I never when Hermione's heart. But there are benefits…"

Harry smiled as he held Hermione close as she sobbed over Ron on his shoulder. Harry led her to the common room. Hermione went to bed. So Harry sat in his favorite chair by the fire. "GINNY!" he hollered.

Ginny came running, and sat on his lap, they snogged until 1:00am when he decided to go to bed.

"Night Gin, I love you." Harry said with his fingers crossed behind his back. He then leaned over and kissed her on the forehead.

Ginny was left all flushed as Harry went up to his dormitory.