Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note HBP SPOILERS in this chapter! Please take the time to review if you like it or hate it. I don't know how many chapters this story will be.

Harry spent his entire Charms class staring at Hermione, thinking of all the things he'd do to her if she wasn't with Ron. He suddenly found his mind wander to Ron. He felt a rise in his pants; a threesome with Hermione and Ron would be hot. He felt a twang of guilt as he thought quickly about Dudley. "I'm pretty sure he's found someone else." thought Harry nodding. Harry continued to stare at Hermione and Ron, he will have to give his erection a treat tonight when he goes to bed, or sees Luna. Charms classes ended, Harry hadn't even opened his books. He got up and left. He noticed Luna was waiting for him outside the class room. "LUNA!" exclaimed Harry beaming.

"HARRY!" exclaimed Luna as she ran to hug him.

Harry kissed her and pulled out of the hug. Both Harry and Luna turned to look at Hermione and Ron. Hermione was scowling. Ron was laughing in hysterics.

Harry took Luna's hand and Began to walk with Hermione and Ron who were also holding hands. Hermione continued to scowl at Luna and Harry, "I have to go to the library to study." She said shortly and stormed off.

Luna kissed Harry's cheek, "I have Transfiguration."

"Ok sweetie." beamed Harry.

Once Luna was out of site, Ron doubled over laughing. "What are you laughing at?" asked Harry

"You and Luna!" laughed Ron, "It's just so unexpected and hilarious! She's not your type!"

"Shut up." stated Harry.

"Come on! You can't seriously think she's meant for you, can you?" laughed Ron.

"Maybe she's a good lay." stated Harry shortly.

"Ron stood staring wide eyed at Harry. "Is she?"

"Hell ya!" exclaimed Harry

"Holy shit! I never knew!" exclaimed Ron, "And she was totally into me last year!"

"Yup, lost your chance, now you're with innocent virgin Hermione…" trailed Harry.

"Fuck." stated Ron, "Aw man! Why do you get all the luck?"

"I don't know." shrugged Harry, "Anyway I still have to destroy this Horcrux."

But Ron had already stormed off.

Harry smiled, He had no idea how good of a lay Luna was, he was going to find out, but maybe he just rocked the Ron and Hermione relationship.

Harry walked to the Room of Requirement and poured himself a glass of Fire Whiskey, if he was going to make this relationship with Luna work, he had to be drunk.

Before Harry began his drinking, he set the Hufflepuff cup onto a table. "Destoius Voldeous!" He exclaimed. The cup turned red hot and emitted a scream. The cup cooled down and Harry placed it back into his bag. "A token to sell at the pawn shop in Hogsmeade." He thought smiling.

Harry poured himself a few drinks and got himself really drunk. He walked past Ginny and straight to Luna. "Room of Requirement." stated Harry, "Now."

Luna followed holding Harry's hand. Ginny stood sobbing.

Harry and Luna arrived at the Room of Requirement, where they engaged in intercourse. "WOW!" exclaimed Harry, "You are really good, very kinky."

Luna smiled, "I get my tips from the Witchmopolitan."

"Same time same place tomorrow?" asked Harry.

"Sure." She smiled.

"Now I will be really good for Hermione!" thought Harry.

Harry walked back to the Common Room. He heard a lot of shouting. "Hermione and Ron are at it again…" thought Harry.

Sure enough Ron and Hermione were both red faced and looking fierce. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR TRYING TO FORCE ME INTO DO IT!" exclaimed Hermione as she sobbed and ran to her dormitory.

People were staring. Ron just stalked off. Harry heard him mutter something about being able to get laid by Luna.

Harry smiled, "He sure rocked the boat!"