I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours
Pairing: Draco/Pansy
Disclaimer: J K Rowling probably doesn't have as dirty a mind as I do.
AN: Read and review and I'll reply, thankyou!
Warning: I have a VERY dirty mind.
"Well? Let's see it then."
I frowned at Blaise. He was terribly impatient. Mind you, Mother had been very impressed, and I expected Blaise to be, too.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
Blaise scowled, overly eager to see it. He revealed the short, thin thing and I gasped.
"It's tiny!"
Another scowl was flung in my direction.
"Don't think I haven't been told that before. Millicent tells me every day she sees me. That's most days."
I smirked. Mine was much bigger than his. Better, too. It probably didn't suffer from wear and tear as much, either. Then again, Malfoys excelled everywhere, and Zabinis didn't. They hardly ever did, in fact. And small one's like Blaise's ran in the family.
"Here you are," I said, reluctantly uncovering my own. "Father is very proud, and Mother was extremely impressed. What do you think?"
I proudly displayed it, and Blaise gulped. He, seemingly, was also amazed. "It's huge! I didn't think they- they came that big!"
I came very close to laughing at Blaise's shock. "I'm just full of surprises, aren't I?"
Blaise shook his head. "Has Pansy seen it? Does she even know it exists?"
We both laughed. Pansy was well-known for her interest in me. Supposedly, we were just pureblood friends, but, even now, Pansy had higher plans. She had the true Slytheri ambition.
Pansy, right on cue, entered the room. "Have I seen what?"
I pointed it out. Her eyes notably widened.
"Can I… touch it?" she whispered.
Blaise groaned and turned away. I sighed, and nodded.
"…It's really smooth, and hard…" She looked at me closely. "Any particular reason for that?"
Blaise made a very un-genteel snorting sound. "Pansy, it's a wand! It's wooden! It's meant to be hard!"
Pansy half-smiled. "Of course."
She apparently dropped the subject at that point, returning my wand to me with barely a murmur, but I knew that she knew that I knew what she was thinking. It wasn't about what spells we might learn at Hogwarts, I can tell you that.
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