Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note HBP SPOILERS in this chapter! Please take the time to review if you like it or hate it. I don't know how many chapters this story will be.

Harry and Hermione walked hand in hand to the Gryffindor Common room. Harry kissed Hermione good night and went to his dormitory. Ron was sitting there waiting with a huge grin spread across his face. "Oy! Harry!" exclaimed Ron, "You were so right about Luna. OMG! I never thought it would be that good. And best of all I won't die a virgin!"

"I told ya," smiled Harry, "Luna sure is kinky."

Ron and Harry laughed. "So what were you and Hermione up to all day?" asked Ron.

"Same as you." said Harry.

"What!" exclaimed Ron, "But how?"

"Because she and I are on a deeper level then you and her." said Harry rolling his eyes.

"I can't believe you did that." Ron said looking angry. "Mate you knew I still had feelings for her."

"And you knew I could get any girl I wanted." said Harry, "What's the problem?"

"You're a dick, you know that Harry." Ron said as he stalked out the dormitory.

Harry shrugged. "There sure is a pickle up his ass…" thought Harry.

Harry climbed into bed, and felt something prick him. "Ow!" exclaimed Harry pulling out a heavy sword he saw in his second year. "Who put the sword of Gryffindor in my bed?" he exclaimed.

Harry inspected it and noticed it was a Horcrux. "Hurray! I found all six!" exclaimed Harry.

Harry waved his wand "Destoius Voldeous!" He shouted. The sword turned red hot and emitted a scream. When the sword cooled down, Harry put it in his truck. "I wonder how much this one will be worth." He said to himself.

He laid down in bed and thought, "All I have to do is find Voldemort, and kill him, and I know just the place to look." Harry then rolled over and fell asleep.

When Harry awoke, he went over to tell Ron about how he was going to search for Voldemort and wanted to see if Ron wanted to join him.

Ron stared at him and ran away sobbing. Harry stood on the spot, "FINE THEN!" he yelled, "HERMIONE WILL GO WITH ME!"

Harry walked down into the common room. Hermione wasn't there, "I need a drink." thought Harry.

Harry walked to the Room of Requirement and Poured himself a drink. He stared at it feeling guilty. "It's not my fault she wasn't in the common room and that Ron's not talking to me." He went to take a sip but put it down. "God dammit! Stupid Hermione conscience!" He thought.

He put the drink down and went to the library. Sure enough Hermione was there with her nose in a book. "Hey sweetie." smiled Harry. He bent down and kissed her on the nose.

"Hey!" said Hermione, "I was just looking to find where the last Horcrux might be. It's going to be hard to find the last one, these Horcruxes will sure be hard to find."

Harry stared at her, "Actually they were really easy to find, I found the sixth Horcrux last night." Said Harry, "I'm going to find Voldemort tomorrow and kill him. Wanna come?"

"What?" asked Hermione looking extremely shocked, "You couldn't have found all seven, already."

"Yea I did," said Harry, "I found the Diary in the Chamber of Secrets, Dumbledore found the ring, I found the locket outside, I found the cup in charms class, Ron found the snake Nagini in my dormitory and I found the last one in my bed last night." He listed pointing to each finger as he named a Horcrux. "See I found six!" he exclaimed holding up six fingers.

"Oh!" exclaimed Hermione, "Where do you think Voldemort is hiding?"

"I'll show you tomorrow, after you're finished you're classes." said Harry.

"Ok." agreed Hermione.

They walked to the Great Hall and saw Ron and Luna snogging in the hallway along the way. "Want to come with us to the Great Hall?" asked Harry.

Ron looked at Harry and said "No."

"Look I know you still have feelings for Hermione, but get over yourself. It's not the end of the world." said Harry, "You got Luna now."

Luna looked upset at these words, "Is it true that you still love Hermione?"

"No of coarse not." stammered Ron, looking fiercely at Harry

"Then why aren't you talking to me." said Harry angrily.

"I am talking to you, and I'm still you're friend." He said while force patting Harry on the back.

"So you'll come kill Voldemort with me and Hermione after class tomorrow?" Harry asked hopefully.

"Yes." said Ron.

"Great!" exclaimed Harry, "And I know just where to look."