Hey, Hey!

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Prongs Tries. Fails.

Attempt One

James sat at his desk in Charms, tapping his quill on his teeth, thinking how to attract Lily's attention. Beside him Remus attempted to explain the charm they were supposed to be learning, while Sirius threw winks at nearly every girl in the class.

"James, will you listen!" Remus finally lost his usually ever-lasting patience; it was that time of the month for him though...

"Huh?" James looks up suddenly, knocking over his ink pot, all over the back of Peter's seat in front of him, "Hell! Sorry Wormtail!"

Peter muttered darkly as he rose and marched out the door.

"What's his problem?" James asked before continuing to try and send telepathic messages to Lily, unfortunately he wasn't telepathic...

"James, you're going to scare-"

"Shh, I basking in her radiance!"

Sirius pretended to look shocked,

"Big words Prongs, big words...That deserves a gold star!"

Several seats away from James, Lily tried to ignore James. His brown eyes following her every move; every so often he would run his hand through his never tamed hair. Beside him, his arrogant idiot of a friend winked cheekily at Lisa - her friend. Lily rolled her eyes, as Lisa giggled. Suddenly James got up and walked over to Lily,

"Hey..."

Lily forced herself to look at him, it's not that he was as ugly as a mandrake root or anything, far from it in fact...it was his self-absorbed personality that caused some issues...

"Go away James."

He laughed,

"No, I'm fine here," he responded.

"And why's that? Do you like-"

"I can see right down your top here..."

Lily clapped a book to her chest.

"Hey I was only-"

"Go away James," Lily looked him in the eye again, Why couldn't he be ugly! Lily thought desperately, as James flashed yet another perfect smiling, ruffling his messy hair once more.

"You don't really want me to go, do you Lily?" James said still smiling. She's totally in love with me... James thought smugly.

"Go away before I hurt you..." I find you repulsive...

"C'mon, come in contact with your feelings Lily!" Yep, definitely love... "How about-"

BANG!

A few moments later James returned to his desk with a book shaped red mark across his tanned face. Sirius sniggered, while Remus looked sympathetic - but at the same time amused.

"She got you hard this time, mate," Sirius commented.

"I know deep down there, she's trying to-" James began.

"To restrain herself from actually killing you..."

"She does love me," James said firmly.

"Sure she does, Prongs, sure she does..."

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