Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note HBP SPOILERS in this chapter! This story is reaching its end. Also this chapter isn't my funniest I'm trying to build a climax! Haha!

Harry left Hermione and Ron to go to the Room of Requirement to train for his big battle against Voldemort. "He'll never know what's coming!" thought Harry.

Harry trained long and hard into the night practicing every spell he knew and only stopped to have the occasional drink to help him relax. Once he had a game plan set he left the Room of Requirement and walked back to the common room. To his surprise Hermione was still awake sitting on the couch staring into the fire. Harry sat down beside her. Hermione didn't even acknowledge him. He noticed the occasional tear fall from the tip of her nose. "Hey." said Harry with concern, "What's the matter?"

Hermione quickly wiped her eyes and said, "Nothing. It's silly. Really."

"I don't believe you." said Harry, "What's really wrong?"

"Well when you fight Voldemort tomorrow, I…" she sobbed, "I might never see you again."

Hermione sobbed into her hands. Harry looked at her with great concern. "Hermione." He said, "As long as I have you by my side, nothing can defeat me."

Hermione hugged Harry. "Oh Harry!"

"But…" started Harry, "Just in case it's my last day on Earth…"

Hermione nodded. They made love right there in the common room. Ginny happened to walk in with Colin Creevey. She ran straight up to her dormitory sobbing. Colin took some pictures. "Colin!" yelled Harry, "Not now!"

"Sorry." said Colin, "But I can't help but photograph you, you're just so hot!"

Harry stared at Colin. "Just go." said Harry.

Colin ran up to his dormitory. Harry kissed Hermione good night. "I trained really hard Hermione, I'm ready." He said.

"I love you Harry." said Hermione hugging him fiercely.

Harry walked up to his dormitory and was very surprised to see Ron in bed with Parvati and Lavender.

"Aw! Man!" thought Harry, "Why didn't I think about doing that with them!"

Harry when to bed, and slept.

Harry awoke late the next morning and skipped his classes again, "I'm going to defend the wizarding world again." thought Harry, "I think I deserve not going to school."

While Ron and Hermione where in class Harry trained in the Room of Requirement. He stopped only for lunch. Hermione wasn't there, "Must be in the Library." thought Harry.

Harry turned to go find her when Ron shouted "Oy! Harry! Sit here! I have a story for you."

Harry sat down beside Ron. "That line, I might die tomorrow so works." whispered Ron, "Man it worked with both Parvati and Lavender, if you know what I mean!" Ron then winked at Harry and laughed.

Harry sat there thinking of Hermione while Ron blabbed on about his adventures with Parvati and Lavender. When Lunch hour was finished Harry walked aimlessly around the corridors and decided to write Dudley a quick letter, because he may die.

Before Harry knew if classes were done for the day, Harry went to collect Hermione and Ron. "Quickly." He muttered, "While everyone is at dinner we will go find Voldemort."

"You mean…" started Hermione.

"He's here." nodded Harry

"How do you know?" asked Ron.

"My scar." Harry said, rolling his eyes.

Harry led them to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. "Hey Myrtle!" Harry said while giving her a wink.

Myrtle swooned.

Harry walked to the faucet, which had a snack engraved into it. "Open up!" he hissed in Parseltounge.

The chamber opened up. Harry jumped into it first closely followed by Hermione, and Ron.

Harry led them down the many tunnels. They came to a blockage. "Oh yea!" Harry said while smacking his forehead. "I forgot in the second year we cause the roof to cave in."

Harry and Ron starred at each other and then at Hermione. "Oh for goodness sack!" muttered Hermione. "Disappearius!" the blockage disappeared.

"You're brilliant!" exclaimed Harry.

"Yes I know." smiled Hermione.

They continued down the tunnel and there was a at the end of the tunnel was four shadowy figures at the end of the tunnel, all in black cloaks.