Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note HBP SPOILERS in this chapter! Probably 2 chapters to go.

Harry looked at the people in cloaks, "I'm here to face Voldemort!" he exclaimed.

"You dare speak his name!" hissed Bellatrix.

"Yes I dare speak his name." laughed Harry, "Voldemort!"

"Stop it!" yelled Bellatrix.

"Voldemort, Voldemort, VOLDEMORT!" yelled Harry.

"That's it!" yelled Bellatrix, "Crucio!"

Harry withered in pain.

"HARRY!" yelled Hermione sobbing.

"I'll stop her!" yelled Ron.

Hermione laughed, "You can't do anything useful, you're always afraid."

Harry laughed during his torture, "She's right you know."

The death eaters laughed.

Ron's face turned scarlet. He then looked extremely angry, "My work always, ALWAYS gets under looked!" he yelled, "Well that's it!"

He waved his wand "Arma da Fuoco!" a rock transformed into a machine gun. He aimed at Bellatrix and shot her to death. Harry was set free. Harry lay in a crumpled heap on the ground panting. He heard Lucius shout "Avada Kedavra!"

Ron instantly fell, "RON!" shrieked Hermione.

"What?" said Ron.

"I thought it, it hit you." she sobbed.

"No it was the person behind me." said Ron, "I heard foot steps."

"No time to check who it is now." said Harry.

Ron conjured up two more guns and they gunned down the death eaters.

"Well that was really, easy…" stated Hermione.

"Now time to face Voldemort." said Harry.

They walked toward the lark snake sculpture that contained the Basilisk. When the floor below Harry crumbled, Hermione and Ron didn't fall in.

Harry landed, "OW!" he said while rubbing his forehead.

"Finally, we meet again Potter." hissed Voldemort.

"Indeed." said Harry.

"You managed to kill four of my death eaters, but all for nothing Potter." laughed Voldemort, "You can attempt to kill me, but I am immortal."

"Avada" started Voldemort.

"Destoius Voldeous!" shouted Harry much quicker then Voldemort.

Voldemort hit the ground withering in pain. "How! But how!"

"I invented a spell that would kill you and your horcruxes and only you and your horcruxes. Because I am incapable of using the unforgivable curses, you are now going to die." said Harry.

Voldemort kept withering for what seemed like hours. Finally he emitted a loud blood curdling scream and died.

"Finally!" muttered Harry.

Harry hollered up the hole to Hermione, "I need a rope!"

Hermione conjured a rope and heaved Harry and Voldemort up.

"YOU DID IT!" exclaimed Hermione.

"I wonder who died?" said Ron, "You know other then Voldemort and the death eaters."

"Hmm… but you were the only three with me. Right?" wondered Harry.