Attempt three
After buying Sirius new socks, (he insisted and he was beginning to annoy him...) James sat on his bed in his dorm. He'd just been to Hogsmeade, he was hoping he would run into Lily, unfortunately she had cleverly avoided him. Damn her. Well, he had to do something drastic, somthing she couldn't possibly ignore...But what? That's when inspiration stuck. And it struck hard.
"Lily...Is that James!" Lily turned when Lisa began cracking up and pointing behind her. They had recently returned from Hogsmeade and were lying in the sun on the grounds, but all that was spoilt by a streaker. A streaker wearing a large sign saying 'How's it hanging?' Lily averted her eyes as many others on the grounds wolf whistled and laughed. What the hell is he doing!
"Hi Lily!" James yelled as he sped past, with a large grin on his face, "You want to go out sometime! Tell me when I get back!"
He then dashed back into the castle. Lisa turned and looked at Lily,
"What was he thinking!"
Lily shook her head,
"He wasn't."
Now that he had his clothes back on he pulled out his notebook and wrote,
Successfully got her attention, maybe she'll say yes this time because I showed bravery?
"I think I should take you into St. Mungos..."
James jumped,
"That's a bit rich, coming from you, Padfoot."
Sirius laughed,
"True, true. But mate, your obsessed!"
"No I'm not."
Sirius grabbed James's charms notebook,
"Let me demonstrate..." Sirius flicked it open to a random page, exposing a whole page, dedicated to Lily,
"James, that's what chicks do. Not guys, chicks."
James stared at the book, it did look kind of scary,
"Well, do you have any suggestions?"
Sirius shrugged,
"Well...You could-"
Remus walked in,
"James, what the hell were you thinking!"
"I wanted to get Lily's attention."
Remus rolled his eyes,
"You did get her attention, but I don't think it was good attention..."
"Any attention is good attention, Moony! It's just the way you look at it!" Sirus said, while he checked his hair using the his reflection in the window.
"Well, Prongs. I think you should move on. There's heaps of other girls who would eagerly accept-"
"There's an idea!" James exclaimed excitedly.
Remus smiled in approval,
"It's good to see you listen to-"
"I'll make her jealous!"
Remus hit himself on the forehead with his hand,
"It's hopeless..."