Title: Apple pie
Author: annoyanonymous
Rating: AA (sexual content)
Summary: Harry wants apple pie and realizes his feelings for someone unexpected.
Disclaimer: Characters are JKRs. Duh!

Author's Note HBP SPOILERS in this chapter! Probably 1 chapters to go.

Harry and Hermione skipped back through the tunnel, jumping over the occasional corpse of a death eater. Ron dragged Voldemort. "Come on!" whined Ron, "You can leave me with the Voldemort dragging."

Harry and Hermione looked at each other and laughed. Together they conjured a feather light charm. Ron blushed, "I forgot I could do that."

Harry and Hermione laughed. They stopped and starred at each other. Harry looked deeply into Hermione's eyes, then they made out.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Break it up!" yelled Ron, "I'm standing right here."

"I can't help it, she's just so… so hot!" exclaimed Harry breathlessly.

"Yea." agreed Hermione, looking extremely flushed.

"So who died?"

Just then Harry tripped. "Ow!" Harry looked down, "Watch where your going, Ginny!"

Ron and Hermione looked down.

"I think she's dead, Harry."

Ron dropped to his knees, and shook her violently, "Ginny! Ginny! GINNY! Wake up Ginny." Ron then broke down into sobs.

"I have an idea!" exclaimed Harry, "Let's use the Room of Requirement to bring her back from the dead."

Ron sniffled, and said, "Ok Harry."

So Ron dragged Voldemort and Ginny through the Chamber of Secrets. When they reached the entrance Myrtle grinned, "I have a friend in the bathroom now!"

"Not now Mert!" yelled Ron.

"Fine, be that way." exclaimed Myrtle.

So they reached the Room of Requirement and hoped for Ginny. But nothing happened. "What's wrong, why isn't it working?" asked Ron.

"Do ask me." said Harry.

"I was going to tell you before…" said Hermione, "But according to Hogwarts: A History, the Room of Requirement doesn't allow the dead to come back."

Ron sobbed uncontrollably.

Hermione patted him on the back, "Maybe she's a ghost now?"

"That's what I thought about Sirius, but I was wrong." sighed Harry.

"Come on let's tell McGonagall." said Hermione, "About Ginny and Voldemort."

So they began to walk to McGonagall's office, still dragging Voldemort and Ginny, many students that they past screamed and ran away. They continued the travel.

"Crap!" said Harry, "I don't know the password."

So they sat and waited, and waited and waited. Hours past and McGonagall still hadn't come by. "Let's store the bodies in the Room of Requirement, and get some sleep. We can tell McGonagall tomorrow." suggested Hermione.

They went back to the Room of Requirement, students screaming as they past. They put the bodies into the Room of Requirement. "Good bye, little sis." sobbed Ron, "Can't do it! I can't leave her here in this state!"

Hermione and Harry looked at Ron with sorrow.

"I can't believe she's gone" sobbed Ron.

A single tear fell from Hermione as she went and hugged Ron.

Harry scowled, "I never met my parents, you know. They died when I was a baby." Harry cried.

Hermione didn't say anything, she comforted Ron.

Harry hoped for a drink and drank a nice stiff drink of Fire Whiskey. "Stupid Ron, stealing my love." Thought Harry.