Shit! You guys are QUICK! I am a Banana and Lemo! lol anyway My third update in one day:

Attempt five

"The cheek of the bastard! Saying, I was jealous!" Lily yelled stomping back and forth in the Gryffindor common room.

"Well, are you?" Rebecca asked, as she filed her nails, "I don't mind if you are...Infact if you like him, I'll-"

"No! Rebecca, I don't like James Potter!"

"You sure?"

"No...But Becca you can't tell a soul!"

Rebecca squealed,

"Lily like James, Lily likes James!"

Lily laughed,

"Becca you sound like your twelve years old! And I can't like Potter-"

"James."

"Potter, anyway I can't like him! He's an ignorant prat! He's so full of himself!"

"But he's so hot!"

"Yea," Lily admitted, "But-"

"Well that has to account for something, though doesn't it?"

"Becca, your not helping me find my sanity!"

"What sanity?" Rebecca ducked as Lily threw a pillow at her, "Now who's behaving their shoe size!"

"Hey, my feet aren't that big!"

The girls giggled,

"But Becca, I can't like James! He just humiliated me in front of everyone!"

"Yea, but Lily I've found out these past few days that James Potter isn't as bad as he seems around you. He just behaves like that around you, because he's showing off! He's a really nice guy, a little big headed, but still aren't they all?"

Lily groaned as she collapsed into an armchair,

"...Well even if I liked him, what good will it do? Your going out with him."

Rebecca shrugged,

"Oh well, he's yours if you want him. If you can get me talking to your charms partner..."

"Remus Lupin!"

"What? He's quiet, it interests me...It's the quiet ones you gotta watch, and where the hell does he go every month!"

"No idea, but I could introduce you...But I don't know if I want to go out with Potter-"

"James."

"Potter, he can annoy me so easily! And sometimes-"

There came a crash from a nearby pot plant. The plant had been there since their first year. It had been growing like a weed and now resembled a small indoor tree, the girls immediately rushed to see what had happened.

"Peter!" Lily gasped in surprise.

"You eavesdropping weren't you, you little twirp!" Rebecca growled, heaving him to his feet.

"I-I wasn't eavesdropping! I-I swear!" Peter spluttered, looking around frantically.

"Peter, your so called friends aren't here to save you now! Their still stuffing their faces! Now what are you doing here!" Rebecca said fiercely.

"J-James, he wanted Lily to have this..." Peter passed Lily a box with quivering hands and ran out of the room before they could say anymore. Lily opened the box, inside was different kinds of chocolates.

"Wow, that's shit loads of chocolate!" Rebecca said looking inside too.

"You can have it all..." Lily said shoving the chocolate into Rebecca's arms, "If Potter had gotten off his ass and given them to me in person, it'd have more meaning. Besides, he's your boyfriend..."


Peter ran into the Great Hall,

"Prongs! Prongs!" he squeaked.

"Did you deliver them?"

"I hid! And they found me!"

Sirius hit Peter across the back of the head,

"Why the fuck did you hide!"

"So I could listen in!"

This time Sirius patted on the back,

"Well done! You did something right! Now, what did they say?"

"Did Lily say anything about me?" James asked eargerly.

"Yea...She thinks she might like you."

"Really? Might? That's fantastic! I've progressed!"

He high fived Sirius, who congratulated him.

"And I have news for Remus!" Peter continued.

"Really?" Remus asked, sounding not remotely interested.

"Yes! Rebecca likes you!"

"Now, she's quite an intellectual-" Remus mused.

"Remus is in love!" Sirius exclaimed.

"-With my girlfriend!" James finished.

"Ex-girlfriend!" Peter corrected.

"Shut-up Peter."