Attempt six
Remus walked into the boys dorm to find James lying on his bed,
"Now, Moony! This makes a change! Your sneaking in, while I'm lying awake, waiting to tell you off!" James sniggered, "Can I safely guess it was with Rebecca?"
"Well, you did break up with her at lunch...And she asked me out..."
"Yea, I know Moony, that's not what I'm having so much fun teasing you about! Padfoot!" Sirius grunted to show he was listening, "Out ickle Moony is growing up! He'll a big boy soon!"
"Wearing big boy pants in no time!" Sirius muttered sleepily.
"Shut up you guys, I'm going to sleep..." Remus said as he sprawled out on his bed.
"Oh...Moony's getting cranky, nearly that time of the month!" James said trying to sound serious.
"Guys, I'm serious! Shut up!"
"Serious? I'm Sirius!" Sirius said, slowly sounding more and more awake.
James and Remus groaned, the joke is only funny the first one hundred times...
"Guys, shut up and go to sleep...Oh and James, perhaps if you ask Lily out again, she might say yes this time...That's what Becca thinks anyway...Night."
As Remus rolled over and went to sleep and Sirius began to snore, James lay awake thinking how great life was and how perfect his next idea was...
"JAMES WHAT-EVER-YOUR-BLOODY-MIDDLE-NAME-IS POTTER!" Lily roared, echoing all through Gryffindor tower.
"Yes mother dearest...?" James said rather timidly as a red face, eyes and nose swollen, sneezing, pissed off Lily stomped down the stairs from her common room.
"Why the fuck did you fill our dorm with Lilies!"
"Well...I thought, since your name was Lily, your favourite flower was probably be Lilies..."
"And why would you send me flowers!"
"Because I thought-Hey what happened to your face?"
"ARGH!" Lily screamed as she stormed back up the stairs, got halfway and had a serious sneezing fit. She stormed back down and exited through the portrait.
"What the?" James said staring blankly after her. Rebecca appeared at his side,
"She's severely allergic to most flowers. As you saw, when she comes into contact with pollen from flowers it causes her eyes and nose to swell up, her face goes raw red, her nose runs and she sneezes constantly."
"Shit, you're kidding?"
Rebecca shook her head,
"Wish I was. It was a nice thought, but maybe you should have checked first though..."
"Yea...Hey, Rebecca, we're cool aye?"
"Yea, suppose...Good luck with Lily..."
"Thanks," James said as he walked back up to his dorm, he had to write up this incident - prevent it never happening again. Never again.
Thanks for reviewing! And yet another chapter up! Should start wrapping it up soon...Slowly starting to run out of ideas...lol well, please review! )
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