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Attempt nine
James walked into his dorm and jumped onto his bed. Sirius grunted to indicate he wanted to know how detention went,
"The best ever!"
Sirius grunted again, asking James what made it so great.
"Lily. We went for a walk in Hogsmeade," James said dreamily.
"One eyed with passage?"
"Yea..."
"Nice."
"Yea..."
"James, your starting to freak me out!"
"Why?"
"Your keeping a diary-"
"Journal so I can remember to do and what not to do in the future-"
"Diary, your getting emotional-"
"Emotional! What makes you think I'm getting emo- Oh."
"I'm glad I know the cause, otherwise I'd think you were gay." Sirius said, rolling over.
The next morning James woke up hearing Sirius cursing,
"The bitch! I knew she was a little-"
"Padfoot? Who's a bitch."
"That fucking girlfriend of yours! Do you know what she did?"
"Who? Lily? Padfoot, she's not my-"
"She fucking went straight to Professor Trible and told him there was a passage leading out of the school! I went past him this morning, he's casting a load of shit on it so we can't use it!"
"What! Lily, no she wouldn't do that..."
"I believe she just did," Sirius fell onto his bed, "I say we hex her."
"No! Padfoot she wouldn't-"
"Bloody hell James! You can't see what's right in front of you!"
The voice of reason spoke,
"Maybe it wasn't Lily..." Remus said lowering Muggles: Their history and present life "Was there anyone else around you when you opened the passage?"
"Moony it was one o'clock in the morning."
"You never know, there's some freaks here at Hogwarts."
Sirius grinned evilly,
"Yea, werewolves, illegal animagi, Tell tale bitches..." he added.
"Anyway Sirius, we know Professor Trible is the smartest of wizards. I'm sure his spell can easily be undone. It may help the protection of our passage further, before anyone could come and go, it we had an incantation..." Moony began to rattle of about security, while scribbling down possible charms Trible could have used.
"Prongs, you better tell Evans what you think of people who run off to teachers. If you don't I will and it won't be pretty..."
"But-"
"Sorry Prongs, but it just got personal."