Hi everybody, here's Chapter 3 of A Girl called Lilly and I'm gonna get my fav cousin Kai Hiwatari1 to do the disclaimer.
KH1: aww thanks, Mariah Chen1 does not own Beyblade.
MC1 & KH1: now on with the fic.
"Blah" – talking
'Blah' – thinking
Change of place/time
Chapter 3
"Max are you still trying to figure out who killed Tyson?" asked Ray. Max nodded. "It couldn't have been the shop keeper down the road, it could have been the old lady next door, and you know how she hates Tyson"
"Max give it up, and why do you care who killed him." Asked Kai. "Because then whoever killed him can give me back the 2 ice creams he took from me." Replied Max.
"Hi Kenny, whatcha doing with the knife that killed Tyson?" asked Max.
Kenny went past them cutting Kai by mistake.
Kai held his arm as it bled, "Fine then don't say sorry, I'll just sit here and bleed to death."
"Why was he going in the direction of the woods." Asked Max. "Probably to pay respects to Tyson." Replied Ray. "Or what's left of him anyway." Said Kai.
With Lilly…
'Where are the rest of them? They need to be taught a lesson. No one steals from Lilly. And I'll make sure they don't forget that.'
With Kai, Ray and Max…
They were all playing Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi, when the doorbell rang.
'Ding, Dong'
Ray looked at Kai and Max who were still going head to head, trying to beat the shit out of one another.
'Ding, Dong'
"Are you going to get that Ray?" asked Kai.
'Ding, Dong'
"Yeah, we're kinda busy here." Said Max.
'Ding, Dong'
"Well so am I. I'm playing as well aren't I?"
'Ding, Dong'
"Not any more one more masenko ha and you're outta here." Said Kai.
'Ding, Dong'
"Aww man, you guys always beat me."
"Ding, Dong'
"Well you growing up in a village with no electricity does have its downfalls." Said Max.
'Ding, Dong'
"Alright, alright I'm coming, will you just hold your horses and stop bloody well ringing the door bell." Shouted Ray.
'Ding, Dong'
"I said; shut the fuck up with the ding, dong already."
Ray opened the door only to see two big bald men with sunglasses and suits on.
"You're coming with us." Said one as they picked up Ray. "I'm going out guys see you later."
"What did Ray say?" asked Max
"I dunno, yes I beat you again, and I didn't just beat you I sparked you."
"Yeah, you laugh now, but one day, one day maybe not today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or the next day after that I will beat you, maybe not next week, or the week after that, or that week after that, but one day I will beat you. Hey Kai where'd ya go?"
"Huh, oh I'm in here, trying not to fall asleep from your lame speech you're giving me about how you're not gonna beat me today, tomorrow, the next day yada yada yada. I've heard it a million times before."
"Well maybe you have but you won't have to hear it one more time when I kick your sorry ass to the kerb."
"My ass is sorry what'd it ever do to you?"
"No it's just an expression, and I'm supposed to be that not so smart one."
"You mean the dumb one."
"Just cos I'm blonde, anyway I challenge you again, and can I be Gohan this time?"
"Um the blonde thing is only for girls, and um lemme think about this, no."
"Why? I swear you're gay with that character or something, you don't let anyone be him, not even me."
"That's because I always win with him and then you're gonna go lose with him, and it will ruin what I worked so hard to achieve."
"I thought you wanted to achieve world peace."
"Oh that too, but later, after I beat someone like you and Ray, where did he go, oh well not really a big loss anyways, 100 times, and I've got 92 so far."
"Oh yeah well I'm about to varnish your perfect score, bub."
"I think you mean tarnish, and anyways lets get on with the game."
With Ray…
Ray was tied to the wall with…thongs!
"Master Lilly's instructions were to chop you off bit by bit, but to do it you have to get a question wrong, and they will be on your teammates, including the dead one."
"Who are you, where am I, who's Lilly, who am I and how did you know Tommy was dead?"
"Well we can't reveille where we, and we can't tell you anything about her but that she is very very pretty, very, very rich, and you have to give back what you have stolen from her, before she has to cut off your body parts one by one. And you are a batty fish with no brains." Said the big guy reading the words from above Ray's head.
"Really, I never knew that. And if she's really pretty and rich can I have her phone number?"
"In your dreams you batty fish."
"Oh, ok."
Then a guy wearing nothing but nothing comes in with a knife, and shouts, "If you get this questions wrong punk, I'm gonna cut your tongue out and lick me ass with it. So you ready punk?"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha. You're not wearing anything, and I can see your penis, ha, ha, ha, ha it's soo small, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yea, what does your ass taste like?"
"Grrr, shut up you brain dead loser, I bet yours ain't much bigger. I dunno but you're about to find out. So what is your teammate Tyson that died, what's his name?"
"Hey call me batty fish. Um, now that's a hard one. Um…is…it…Tommy? I'm right aren't I; yes my tongue doesn't get cut out."
"Wrong it's Tyson?"
"What, you're lying just so you can cut my tongue out right?"
He shook his head, and advanced towards him, knife in hand.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The naked man starting wiping his ass with Ray's tongue.
"Ewws mans, yous asss tastes liks anjovies, stups its rites nows."
"Nah, I needed a good scratch it's getting kinda dirty up there, all better now like that?"
"Nose"
With Kai and Max
"Ha, ha I beat you again, and again, and again."
"Alright, alright you only beat me 7 times, and I wanna re-match, but you laugh now, but one day, one day-"
"Can it with the speech already, you're gonna bore me to death. Now where's Ray so I beat him and get my perfect score of 100?"
"I dunno, he disappeared after the doorbell rang."
"Oh yeah, oh well I'll just wait until he gets back, for now I'm gonna go snog my pillow pretending it's Hilary's fit mum."
"What did you say?"
"Um nothing, Happy Hanukah."
Later that Day
There was a head of a Chinese boy bouncing down the road with a big brown bag following him.
'Knock, Knock.'
"Max can you get that I'm busy changing Tyson's will, so I get everything."
"Fine, just make sure I get his comic book collection."
"Hel-aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ray what's happened to you body, your just a head." Cried Max as he picked up Ray head.
"Oh my god what happened to you." Said Max as he started to cry.
"I didn't know you cared that much for me to cry. I love you man."
Max stopped crying and looked at him, "I don't care about you that way, or anyway at all."
"Hey Max who's at the do-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Yelled Kai as he fainted.
"Oh don' t bother him as soon as your back to normal he'll be able to kick you ass at budokai tenkaichi."
Plz R&R, it would be an early Xmas pressise.
Laters
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR MA PEEPS!