Artemis Fowl: The Kindergarten Catastrophe
Disclaimer I, Mulch Diggums, Have never owned, and never will own, ANYTHING relating to Artemis Fowl.
Chap. 3: Scaring Mud People
Commander Root stared at the microphone in his hand. It had been disconnected, and there were only about five thousand rules concerning that. Then, after about a half hour, it reconnected. Luckily for Holly's ears, Foaly got to the mic first.
"Holly? What happened? You cut out for thirty minutes there!" He had been truly concerned. Who knew what Root might to do her now?
Meanwhile, Artemis was concocting a plan. He disliked being submitted to the tortures of kindergarten, and had already missed a total of twelve days of school. However, all his plans had involved Butler. Who was currently locked out of the room. Anyways, back to the whole Mr. Diggs wanting amnesty thing.
"So, kiddies, now you know never talk to strangers!" Artemis would have rolled his eyes if they weren't busy searching the room for Butler.
Mulch, a.k.a. Mr. Diggs, was fed up. So, he decided to stop the lesson, get what he wanted, and get out of there. And if a few Mud Brats knew about the fairy existence, so what? Some LEP officer was sure to have tracked him, they would be along soon. Wouldn't ya know it, right at that moment, Holly's face appeared in the window. Shielded, but it was still there. Talk about knowing thin enemies.
Back at Fowl Manor, Artemis Fowl the first was contemplating his newest plan. Shipping cola into Russia .It may work, but of course, it would take several years to gain significant funds to do this job. He grinned, but only slightly. Gaining funds was one of the few ways that he had fun anymore. However, this Russia idea. Angeline was against it. At least, she was at first. When he told her that it would be used to bring all of their assets into the realm of legalities, she had been pleased.
Holly was running out of time, ideas and patience. She knew that Diggums must be in there doing something bad. And it wasn't like she could just burst in. Unless…. No, that was waaaaaaaaay to risky. Root would have her head.
"Foaly?" she asked, risking Commander Root bellowing at her.
"I'm here. What under the earth are you doing!"
"Trying to think of a plan to save our civilization. Could you e-mail me one Diggums, Mulch's file?" There was a pause of less then two seconds, in which Holly could hear keys being hit.
"Here ya go!" As the Captain looked through them, she didn't notice what was going on inside the window…
Mr. Diggs stood up in front of his class.
"Ok, keep your seats. I have a quick question for this Mu- I mean Gentleman." He turned to the 'Safety Officer' who was really just an actor the school had hired. His name was Andrew Fells.
"Now, how fast can you reach whoever's in charge in your government?" Artemis, who had been contemplating just where Butler might be, looked up.
"What do you mean, your government, Mr. Diggs?" the 'officer' asked. Mulch grinned. Time to scare some Mud People.
Author's Notes:
I KNOW, I KNOW it's waaaaaaaaay to short. But I've been suffering from the highly deadly illness commonly known as 'writer's block'. So sorry. I'll try to update soon!