Chapter 2:

Sir Robin's Tale

"Brave Sir Robin, and his eyes torn out and his liver ripped, and his bones shattered and his brain smashed, and his heart stomped on, OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, Brave Sir Rob……………….." sang Sir Robin's jester.

"SHUT UP" screamed Sir Robin.

"Good god Sir Robin, I was just doing my job" said the jester.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I NEVER ASKED YOU TO WORK FOR ME, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME!" screamed Sir Robin.

"Well, if wanted to know my name so bad, why didn't you tell me" said the jester.

Sir Robin rolled his eyes.

"My name happens to be Mrnegative" said Mrnegative.

"WILL YOU JUST GO AWAY!" screamed Sir Robin.

"Raisins!" said a voice.

"What the?" said Sir Robin.

"Raisins!" said the voice again.

"WHO GOES THERE!" said Mrnegative.

A man walked out of the woods.

"My name is Babushca" said the man.

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt" said Sir Robin.

"I like raisins" said Babushca.

"Are we supposed to care" whispered Sir Robin to Mrnegative.

"I don't know" whispered Mrnegative.

"I have only three toes on my left foot" said Babushca.

"Would you like to see?" asked Babushca.

"NO THANKS!" said Sir Robin.

"I have 148 freckles on my face" said Babushca, but he had no freckles on his face.

"Uhhhhhh, actually, you don't" said Mrnegative.

"Oh, your right" said Babushca.

There was a sudden silence.

"Wow, this is awkward" said Mrnegative.

"Uhh, we'll just be going" said Sir Robin.

"No, you must stay, WE WILL FEAST ON RASINS" said Babushca.

"No really, we must be going" said Sir Robin.

Suddenly, Babushca began to stare at Sir Robin.

"Are you O.K.?" asked Sir Robin.

"Are you O.K.?" said Babushca, mocking Sir Robin.

"Right" said Sir Robin.

"Right" said Babushca, mocking Sir Robin.

"DO YOU WANT TO DIE" screamed Sir Robin.

"DO YOU WANT TO DIE" said Babushca, mocking Sir Robin.

"Fine, this means your head" said Sir Robin.

"Fine this means your……….." said Babushca, but was interrupted because there was a sword coming right at his head.

"TAKE THIS" screamed Sir Robin.

But Babushca just ducked and said "TAKE THIS" mocking Sir Robin again.

Suddenly, Babushca was hit with an arrow.

There was a paper attached to it.

Sir Robin read the paper and it said: "Someone help me, I am a man, who's father wants me to get married, but I do not want to".

"Someone is in trouble, I must go help them" said Sir Robin.