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Winky: Please hic read
Dobby: and hic review!
Winky: Also, because we work for Mr. Harry Potter we could not possibly own him!
Dobby: We love Mr. Harry Potter!

"Yes, Lily, you have to share dorms with Mr. Potter as you are both Heads."

James looked like Christmas had come early.

Lily looked, well, she had mixed emotions.

Sort of.

Not really.

She was, on a whole, mad.

But she wouldn't show that.

At least, not to Dumbledore.

'Yes! Yes! I get to share a dorm with Lily! Yeah, I guess we will have different rooms, but it's a start!' James thought as they trudged down the stairs to find the Head's portrait hole.

James was happy.

No, make that ecstatic.

Dumbledore abruptly stopped at a portrait of a unicorn.

He turned to the two Heads, and told them the password was, "Patience, but I can change it now if you would like."

Lily wanted to change it right away.

James wanted to keep it.

Dumbledore's eyes twinkled as he left them to it.

"No, Potter, can we please change it?"

"Evans, why can't we keep it? Besides, Dumbledore has gone!"

Lily blushed, and muttered the password.

The Unicorn's portrait swung open and they went in.

It was magnificent.

They had their own shared common room/study area, and to the left, there were two bedrooms.

Lily fell in love with it straight away.

James was staring at her, in love with her instead of the room.

'Lily is so beautiful when she is amazed,' James thought as he headed into the room that had 'James Potter' engraved on the door.

He opened the door, and found the room of his dreams – actually, it was a lot like his room at home.

Nice king-sized bed with hangings, Quidditch posters everywhere, bookshelf with a few magazines on it (Wow, awesome, a copy of Playwizard!), and so forth.

He dropped his bag and trunk and lay down on the bed.

He smiled.

Lily was amazed.

No really.

Coming from a Muggle family, she could never get over the splendour the wizards could live in, just because they could magic things up and Muggles had to work for them.

But that was beside the point.

She looked around.

Pictures of all her friends decorated the wall, Muggle and wizard photos alike. Her white bed had embroidered lilies on it, and there was a bookshelf that ran all around the room, already littered with all of her favourite books.

She was in love with this room.

She peeked in one of the two doors that stood on the left of her room.

A lovely scent filled the air – it was the bathroom.

She had an adjoining bathroom!

Woohoo!

Sorry, we're getting a little hyper here.

And on with the story…

But there was another door by the side of the bathroom.

What was that there for?

Lily cautiously pulled it open, but at the same time someone pushed it open, so the result was Lily being knocked onto her back, and the person being knocked on top of her.

Lily opened her eyes.

Winky: I is evil, I is evil, I is evil! (Does a little jig)
Dobby: I is liking that, but YOU IS EVIL!
Winky: I know.
Dobby: Now I'll have to do a huge-mung-gous cliffy for you!
Winky: Doh.
Dobby: Eh, Ish Kish Kapish.

Winky: Please, Please review.
Dobby: Hope you liked.
Kreacher: Mwa ha ha, I am deleting this story!
Dobby: Kreacher, what the #$ are you doing in my and Winky's story?
Winky: Get out!
Dobby: Thanks!
Winky: Please, please review again.