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Nephrite was standing in his hall, preparing to search for a crystal carrier. Zoisite floated beside him.
Nephrite intoned solemnly, 'The stars know everything—'
'No they don't.' Nephrite was cut off by the aforementioned green-eyed Shitennou.
'Yes they do.'
'No they don't.'
Five minutes later…
'Do!'
'Don't!'
'Do!'
'Zoisite, you can take that remark and—'
Blackout.
'Understand!'
'But Kunzaito-sama knows everything!'
'What, like how to—'
Another blackout.
'Wow! How did you know that? Have you been spying on us or something?'
Nephrite grinned, home video in hand…
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Blackout.