A/N okay so this is chap 7 sorry OOC for characters and spelling and grammar and whatsoever, and again the disclaimer…

OOC means out of character for newbie readers…

On a small Island one day… The Saiyuki guys are hanged on a coconut tree thanks to me! Well, actually my sharks are just hungry and begged me for food, since they debt me for me being so nice to them I have to be mean at times too!… Ha-Hum starts humming…

Gojyo: "You're the most beautiful girl in the whole multiverse. The sexiest, coolest, you're every man's dream!"

Moonlight: "Kai, did you hear something?"

Butler: "No madam, I did not"

Goku: "Please, please, please, get us down from here"

Moonlight: "Ho-hum. I'm going to take a nap. Watch them"

And as more and more sharks circled around Sanzo-ikkou, their mouths open, ready to catch their prey, Goku got terrified.

Goku: "I can't hold it much longer. I have to pee"

Gojyo: "No. Not here. Hold it until we get down"

Hakkai: "Goku, think of happy thoughts. Divert your mind"

Goku: "I CAN'T!" whooosssshhhhh

Since they were tied up, upside-down, all of them got showered with Goku's pee.

Sanzo: "BAKASAARRUUU!"

Moonlight: Reviews please! Thanks! .

Moonlight: rides on one of the sharks to check on Sanzo-ikkou "How's it hangin? I believe you've met my friends. gestures to the sharks By the way this is Asha, Kitana, Sandy and Kareen. The others are their friends. Sandy said that Gojyo looked cute but would look better inside her belly"

Gojyo: "Sanzo. Just say you're sorry"

Sanzo: " 'ch"

Hakkai: "C'mon Sanzo. We're starting to smell"

Sanzo: You guys owe me, big time "I'm sorry"

Moonlight: "What's that? I'm ugly?"

Sanzo: "I'M SORRY! Now would you please get us down"

Moonlight: "Only if all of you promise to obey me, no whinings"

Sanzo-ikkou: "WE WILL! WE WILL!"

Moonlight: smiles "Now that wasn't so hard" cuts ropes

Gojyo: "No! Wait! AAAAHHHHHH!"

Sanzo-ikkou fell into the water as awaiting sharks pounced on them. Sandy got a bite on Gojyo's pants before the four swam like mad away from the sharks.

Chapter 7. The Journey to the West.

Goyjo woke up sweating buckets…"Was that a dream?" he thought as he looked and saw Ayui right next to him peacefully sleeping. (a/N: no dirty thoughts? Weird….for a pervy…so in other words his OOC)

"Hey Goyjo-kun…what's the matter?" Ayui asked.

"Nothing…"

"Come with me to a far away place…" Ayui murmured.

"Okay…" Goyjo said as he grabbed Ayui's cold hands.

"Goyjo hey wake up!" Goku snagged Goyjo's clothes. "Sanzo he won't wake up!"

"What do you expect me to do shoot him?" Sanzo said.

"Hey Kappa wake up!"

"Wait let me handle this." Hakkai proposed as he centered his chi.

"That's not going to work." Hotaku said.

"What do you mean?" Hakkai asked trying to stay calm.

"His girlfriend just died didn't she? So it would be his decision weather to come back here…" Hotaku said as she took out something from her pocket.

"But can't we communicate with him?" Goku said panicking.

"I'm a Wizard not a Shaman…why don't you ask the monk." Hotaku replied coldly.

"What?" Hakkai asked.

"The monk might help him."

"How!" Goku asked.

"The fan or maybe the gunshot." Hotaku replied.

"How did she know about that she just knew us this morning?" Hakkai thought.

Sanzo had bulging veins…

" I'm not doing you guys a favor." Sanzo said.

"Goku try to annoy Sanzo." Hakkai said in a serious tone (A/n: for once his serious.)

"Bu…But…Sanzo I'm hungry plsplsplsplsplsplspls...! buy me pork buns!"

"CH…" Sanzo then took a shot and missed Goku an ince away.

"Where are we?" Goyjo asked.

"Somewhere we would be happy."

"Did you here the gunshot?" Goyjo asked.

"Ignore that."

"That sounds like Sanzo's gun."

"I said ignore it!" Ayui snapped in a low growling voice."

"You think you really tricked me now do you?" Goyjo said as he smirked and got his weapon and pointed it at the Demon.

"I'll return!" Replied the demon as he disappeared.

"Mmm…"

"Hey he's waking up!" Goku shouted as he pointed at Goyjo.

"Hey monkey." Goyjo said as he stood up.

"I think I should be going." Hotaku said as she went out. "And thanks." She said.

"Wait! Why don't you come with us?" Hakkai said as he invited Hotaku.

"I don't want to be a burden.

"You're a wizard you will not be a burden."

It sounded convincing so Hotaku took the offer…

((Journey To The West))

Authors note… Hello Minna-San! I seriously need criticism to get ideas this fic is going nowhere so uhmm…please?