Disclaimer: nope, I don't own them, never will I ever so get off my back about it

Kay, I've been thinking about this story for a while, and I actually was inspired to do it from a dream I had (weird). Lets just say that 2 unlikely people (well one unlikely person and one expected) end up in the same jail cell, and they have to live together for the next 10 weeks.

Just to tell ya, it's a gay jail, now I have no clue if there are real places like that but in this story there is. So enjoy

Get the flip outta here

Jou's POV (might change the POV a bit, I don't know yet)

Flashback

"Get your fucking hands off of me!" I growled out.

"we have places for fags like you" the police man said tightening the grip on my wrists.

"what are you talking about! I did nothing!"

"You should know that being gay is illegal in this part of town. We would put you in hell but we're afraid the Devil would give you back" he said as his partner laughed.

He threw me harshly into the police car as they drove me off to what was going to be hell.

Jail

End flashback

Yeah by this time you should have already guessed that its me, Jonouchi Katsuya. In the flesh, and behind bars. Now you would think that I did something horribly wrong to be in jail. But this isn't any ordinary jail. This is supposedly a gay jail. They find gay men and throw them in jail and torture them until they chose to turn straight.

But not me.

I've been gay ever since the day before forever

And I'm not letting no overgrown ass tell me what to do.

But until I can find a way out of here, I'm stuck

"I swear if you do not get your filthy hands off of me, I'll sue you so hard your grand children will need lawyers!" I heard a angry voice from afar.

"it can't be"

that voice…it was too familiar.

But before I could even deny it, it was true.

Seto Kaiba

My arch enemy, my long time hated friend since forever, and now he's here

"woopty flippin doo"

"well, well, well, look what we have in our hands, a little mutt got in trouble and now he's being punished" he said.

In that voice

God I hated that voice so much

Everytime he spoke it made me want to rip out his vocal cords and just burn them.

"your one to speak, Kaiba. What brings you to this dump?" yeah stupid question but I needed to hear it from him say it.

"Well since everyone in here, are here for the same reason, you should very well know" I could hear the embarrassment in his voice. Ha, he's embarrassed.

I laughed. "well get the flip outta here, I would have never guess the Seto Kaiba, big CEO. Mr. I'msorichimsocoolimthebestduelistthateverlivedbowdowntomygreatness is gay. This is a moment to treasure, or take a picture for black mail" I smirked. This imformation was just overwhelming.

He sneered and sat down on the bed that I was currently laying on. "move mutt I'm sleeping here"

I laughed. "You've got to be shitting me, I'm not moving, there's a bed on top, sleep there for all I care"

He glared at me. I swore his eyes turned blood shot red. I never thought the dragon would have such a fit about being on top or bottom.

Oh god that sounded so wrong.

I shook the thoughts out of my head as I hopped on the top bunk.

I took a look around the room.

It was fairly big for a jail cell. The walls were painted a rusty grey color. The bed smelled of fried chicken, which was kind of weird. There was a toilet, and a mirror above it.

I looked across the bars and saw that there was a television planted at the corner of the hall. I guess the police men watch that television, since it never leaves the playboy channel.

Perverts

"how were you caught?" I asked out of the blue.

"what?"

"like, how did they find out that you were gay"

"…"

ok I 'm guessing that he didn't want to tell me. But guess what? I don't care. If Joey Wheeler wants to know, then Joey gets to know

"I expect an answer"

"well I don't think that's it any of your business"

"well then if you don't tell me then your business will be everyone else's business" I wasn't even sure if I understood that but I guess Kaiba

"strip club"

my eyes widen

"dude, even I know better than to go to a strip club. And it's one thing for it to be me. But you? You're like important, you can't just be in strip clubs when ever you want"

"I wasn't there for pleasure"

"sure, you weren't" I said sarcastically.

"no I wasn't, I came there to meet a friend"

"at a strip club"

"well my friend told me to meet him at a place, and it just happened to be a strip club"

"well wouldn't you have figured out that it was a strip club by the address?"

"well I've never been to a strip club"

my jaw dropped

I popped my head under the bed to see him. He was typing away on his lap top.

"you've never been to a strip club?"

he shook his head

"you know your not a very good gay guy"

he stared at me. Almost like he was offended

"well I'm in here for the same reason you, so I must be pretty gay"

ha, he think he just can insult me

"hey I'm proud of my gayness"

"I bet you are" he said under his breath

"man I'm hungry" I said rummaging through my pockets to find a old candy bar.

"I wouldn't take the risk, who knows how long those been in there" he said.

" oh wow I'm getting advice from Big Brother big man, we must cherish this moment"

he sneered "don't read too much into the sentence mutt" he had emphasis on mutt, like he was putting me in my place

well it takes a lot more than a word to put me in my place

it seems like it's going to be a long ten weeks

"what turned you happy?" I asked trying to start conversation

"excuse me?" he asked completely clueless

"happy, you know like gay means happy"

"oh, well I don't think that's any of your…ok I'll tell you

"now your getting how I do business"

"well I want to know what turned you gay"

"hell no, boy you must be on kibbles and bits"

"I'm serious, if you must know all this information about me, then I should know something about you too" he said as a-matter-a-fact

"fine, fine, fine, if you must know"

I guess I could tell him, it really isn't all that horrible

But it's Seto Kaiba

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yeah it was short. I wanted to start out short. See I have this all planned out

its all in my head, now all it needs is to get on my computer. Now how to do this…

expect the least expected

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LP-Lova