Riku's Survival Guide
By: ME !
Disclaimer: I claim Kat only! MINE! pulls out sword and swings violently
Caution: Story may contain events that my cause brain trauma and internal bleeding
So... noone interesting in that class. Such a shame. But... I did find someone interesting today. She says her name is "Yuna". She's got multicolored eyes. Like a dog I had when I was younger. But other than that fact, she seems really cool. Yeah... I think... I shall... Ask her on a date! But to where? Hmm... movies... yes... the movies. But now is the matter of getting her to go with me... but then again she will say yes because, well, I'm Riku remember! How would she be able to decline? So now the tip for getting a date...
HINT FOUR: If you have a crush on a girl/boy and you want them to go out with you... be strait forward. Don't stutter or hesitate just let it out fast before you obtain cold feet.
If you sit there drooling and don't say anything, they might think that your either obsessed with them or just brain dead. But in my case... I am asking a girl, my self esteem is high, I'm adorable, cute, and... I could keep going but... remember want I said in chapter one? flashback So like I was saying before you so rudely interrupted me, (GAH!) I am NOT, LET ME REPEAT, AM NOT, EGOCENTRIC! end o' flashback So I wouldn't want to lie or anything right? So anyways... she's putting her things into her locker and is looking Oh so alone... if you exclude the goth and the hyperactive blonde around her that is. I think their names where...meh... I forgot so they weren't that important. So... here I go.
"Hey Yuna." Oh yeah... didn't even have to think about it.
"Umm..." What is she doing? Why is she umming? It's really not that hard... all she has to do is...
"Who are you again?" WHA!
"I'm Riku remember?" Silence
"In your second period class...?" Still silent
"I sit next to you?" -.-
"... Oh hi my name is Yuna!" Why is she trying to shake my hand!
"I know what your name is that's why I said 'Hey Yuna.' Do you have Math third?" Desperation!
"Yeah with Mr. Wilson. Do you have that class with me too?" She's already making spittle but not enough to disgust.
"Yeeeeeeep." I look like Sora... you know with the hands behind the head and his eyes closed?
"Good, maybe we could get to know each other better so I don't forget who you are next time." -.- ...and we were doing so well too.
"Okay sure. Wanna walk with me? ... because I'm not sure which way to go and..." That's me talking
"Sure... but I've only had a few days extra practice so I might get lost too. Just don't be shocked" Wow that was talent... she said that AND giggled at the same time. I think I'll clap.
"What are you doing?" Whoops... I did that for real didn't I?...great...know she's confused. -.-
"I was... er... seeing... if I could get... I mean CLAP loud enough to... ehh... get you... YOUR... attention?" Smooooooooth Riku, way to bring them all home. -.-
"You're funny." WHA! More giggles? Now she reminds me of Kairi a bit... (I still love you Kat... but sometimes...hmmm . just kidding hun)
"Okay then" After that giggle... what am I suppose to say? 'Oh you remind me of a annoying redhead slut that you haven't met yet since you're new, but let me tell you about her HUGE head and tiny neck!' (I got too into that sorry \)
—–————LATER Bitches——————
So... math... algebra... teacher... hot chick next to me... her two friends from earlier next to her... the annoying girl in front. THAT'S RIGHT! I got a class with the twig-necked-red-haired-whore! Luckily for me, Yuna's here to make it all better. 0 I can't wait till lunch though. I knew I had to do it up right, so I brought a piece of pie and a...Yuna's talking hold up!
"Yes?" Isn't it great how my full attention just snapped to her at the sound of her voice?
"We were wondering..." We: Yuna, Paine, Rikku.
"How about you sit with us at lunch little Riki." THAT IS NOT COOL! Paine will suffer.
"Hey my name isn't Riki... it's Riku."
"That's cool! My name is Rikku too!" -.- These people have lost their mind.
"No Riku... One "K" so it's four letters instead of five." Five is an odd number... and Rikku is an odd person... so it all works out perfectly.
"Don't worry about how it's spelled Riku," Yuna... "just say you'll be there and we'll save you a seat." Wait... wasn't I out to ask her out?
"Okie dokie then... I'll be there." SCORE!
—–END–—
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEOPLE WANT A SECOND CHAPTER! I was going to just leave you peoples hanging off the bitch of a cliff everyone loves (like at the end of the first Lord of the Rings) but NOO "Ryoko" made me write another chapter with Yuna in it... so what the hell! Put the other two in it too eh? Well... don't review... I'm afraid of what insults you people might throw at me. I'm fragile P -ish...like a glass cup I broke this morning