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A/N: After this chapter I'm going to speed things up a bit. I have a really good idea for Christmas Break.

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Summery: A/U What if Lilly Evans wasn't Miss. Perfect? What if she had a twin? Lilly Evans and her twin, Linzey Evans, have just transferred to Hogwarts from another magical school. They're in their second year and quite the troublemakers. James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin—the Mauderers—are in their second year at Hogwarts (Peter isn't in this fic) when two beautiful transfer students arrive. They're in for a surprise when the new students threaten their position of "troublemaking kings". Then James falls in love with one of their new enemies…The fun begins.

Chapter Five: The True Pranking Begins

3rd Person P.O.V.

"Throw that dung bomb over here, Liz." Lily caught the bomb thrown to her by her sister. "Thanks."

"No problem, Lil."

The two twins were in the middle of pranking the Marauderers. Rachel was off who-knows-where with her new boyfriend, Remus Lupin. Lily and Linzey, otherwise known as the Evans Twins, had a great plan—dung bombs in the Marauderers dormitory. Of course, Rachel didn't know this; she would have objected since she's going out with one of them.

"Was that the last of 'em?" Lily stood up and brushed off her hands.

"Yep, think so." Linzey got up and looked around the room. "I think we should hurry up and go before they come back."

"Agreed." The Evans Twins went down to the common room only to meet the two guys that they really didn't want to see.

Seeing the two, Sirius Black came over to meet them with his best friend, James Potter.

"Evans Twins!" Sirius said.

"Black, Potter. How are you this fine evening?" Lily said, oddly nice.

Sirius and James were unusually speechless. Lily Evans never addressed the two in a kind manner—they annoyed her too much.

"What? I'm finally nice to you and you're speechless?" Lily said.

"What has the world come to?" Her sister replied.

"Everybody, James Potter and Sirius Black are speechless for once in their lives!" Lily addressed the common room.

"On the contrary, Evans, you speaking to us in a kind manner is weird enough." James said.

"Hey, everyone! Lily Evans is actually being nice to us!" Sirius copied Lily.

Strangely—very strangely—Lily did not get mad at what he said.

"Hmm…so." She turned to sit in her usual chair.

"Bye boys." Linzey turned and went to sit by her sister, smiling.

"What just happened?" Sirius asked his best friend.

"I don't know, mate. I don't know." James replied.

As the two boys headed up to their dorm, the twins shifted in their seats so they could see the outcome.

"EVANS TWINS!" Sirius and James came running down the stairs, covered head to toe in black soot. The two boys spotted the guilty party.

Holding in laughs, unlike the rest of the common room, Lily and Linzey put on innocent faces and walked over to the dirty boys.

"You called?" Linzey asked, in her mock sweet voice the twins were known to use a great deal of times.

"What is the meaning of this?" Sirius asked, gesturing to the soot covering him.

"Meaning of what?" The twins said in unison.

"You know what! The dung bombs in our room!" James stated.

"There were dung bombs in your room? Really?" Lily questioned.

"How sad." Linzey said.

"Duh, you're the ones who put them there!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Now exactly why would we do such a thing?" Lily asked.

Before the boys had the time to accuse them more, Lily and Linzey went up to their dorm.

As she passed the two, Lily whispered, "It starts with a 'C' and ends with a 'ornered'."

Linzey's P.O.V.

I woke up the next morning to the sound of Lily's voice.

"MARAUDERERS!"

Opening the curtains of my four-poster, I saw the reason to her yelling. Lil's hair was neon yellow. If my hair looked the same, which it most likely would, the Marauderers were dead. Walking over to the mirror I followed Lil's example and started fuming. My hair was neon orange. Those gits! Who cares if Lily could change it in a heartbeat?

Well, almost a heartbeat. After trying a few spells, Lily changed her hair back to its normal color of fiery red. Thank goodness she was good at charms! The only problem was that the Marauderers had used a different spell on each of us, so Lil had to find a different counter-spell for each of us. Not that it was that hard—she was a walking, talking, living charm book. Literally. As Lil finally found the counter-spell to my neon orange hair and began to change it back, Rachel woke up.

"What is going on?" Rachel questioned, though it didn't take her long to find out. "Oh my!"

Ray's hair was neon green. Lil started going through the counter-spells and found the right one, turning Rachel's hair a brighter green in the process. Still fuming, Lil raced down the stairs to find the culprits.

Quickly finding the Marauderers, Lily pointed her wand at the closets one—Potter. Black stood up beside him. Oh, if looks could kill, Potter and Black would have been dead on the spot.

Always the peacemaker, Ray walked over to Lil. "They aren't worth it, Lily."

Lily thought for a moment. "Fine, but they'll be sorry." Lil reluctantly put down her wand and stalked out of the common room, giving the Marauderers another death-threatening stare before she went.

Ray followed her out after giving Remus a 'sorry' look. Lil really needs to look into some anger management—not that a blame her. Giving the Marauderers my own death-glare, I followed my friends out.

"I know, I know—anger management." Lil looked at me and smiled as I caught up with her and Rachel. I must have had a surprised look on my face because she explained. "One, I'm your twin sister and two, you say that all the time."

"Do I really?" I asked.

"Yep, sure do."

"Oh. So Rachel, where'd you go last night with Remus?"

"Yeah, where'd you go with lover boy?" Lily teased.

"Oh, be quiet you two! For your info, he took me to watch the sunset with James' invisible cloak."

Lil and I exchanged glances.

"Potter has an invisibility cloak?" Lil asked. I could tell that she was thinking the same thing I was.

"Yes."

Again Lil and I exchanged glances. Potter and Black plus an invisibility cloak didn't sound like a good thing. We had been doing our pranks without one. The Marauderers having a cloak was going to be a disadvantage to our side. But then again…

Just then Peeves, the school's permanent troublemaker, came down the corridor. Lily smiled. She had been wanting to befriend him since she had heard about him on the train.

"Hey, Peeves!" Lily yelled out. He came over to us looking somewhat surprised.

"What do three second years like yourselves want with little old me? Looking for trouble, perhaps?"

"Yes, we are."

Peeves face—if you could call it a face—lit up. "Really?"

"Well, accually, we wanted to ask you a favor."

"Hmm…favor?"

"Yes. It deals with annoying someone all day, if your interested."

"Hmm…who?"

"James Potter and Sirius Black." Lil tolled him, disgusted that she was using their first names.

"Oh, the Marauderers. I don't usually like to bother other troublemakers, but…the idea of someone asking me to do trouble is very inviting. James Potter and Sirius Black, eh?"

"Yes."

"Well, okay, since you asked me to do trouble, I'll do it. No one has ever asked me to do trouble before." Peeves floated off, still mumbling about Lil asking him to do trouble.

Lil and I both let a smile form on our face as Rachel led us into the classroom.

Oh, the way Black and Potter acted when they ran into the room with Peeves on their heels was absolutely hilarious. The whole room filled with laughter as Peeves pegged them with anything and everything he could find.

The professor had no luck getting him to stop so he sent the two to Professor Dumbledore. Thankfully no one heard Peeves say "Twins orders" through all the laughing as he followed them out.

That defiantly made up for the neon hair this morning. I wonder if they'll think it was 'the Evans Twins'. That is, after Dumbledore gets Peeves to stop. What a great idea Lil had! And, Ray won't be too mad since we didn't target Remus.

Better keep are guard up…the Marauderers will want revenge…

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